Rejected Slogans for the 2011 Mets

[Guest Edgy DC]

Trust the Process, You Miserable Dickwads.

[seawolf17]

The Future Is Now, Or Perhaps 2015
Finally You Can Stop Making Jokes About Only Signing Latinos
Hey, It Could Be Worse, At Least Wright And Reyes Are Still Here (For Now)
Come To Citi Field! We Named A Hamburger After Keith!
Edgy Started A Thread In The Right Forum For Once

[Ceetar]

Come see the stars of the summer blockbuster movie, Moneyball!

[Fman99]

Your Torn Anterior Capsule Has Come

[Guest Edgy DC]

Come on out to Citi --- We Killed Ollie for You.

[ashie62]

Welcome to the Big Dusty.

[Guest Edgy DC]

2011 Mets: We'll Get the Tying Run to the Plate for Ya!

[seawolf17]

"Trying To Get The Mets The Lead."

[Met Hunter]

Meet the Mets, Greet the Mets, step right up and wish the Mets well with their next team.

[Met Hunter]

Winning in 2011. It's like money in the bank.

[Guest Edgy DC]

They Probably Aren't This Bad!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

It's Chapter '11 for Us

[metsmarathon]

winning is just a thing charlie sheen does

[soupcan]

'Baseball Like It Shouldn't Oughta Be...'

'The Magic Is In Prison in Butner, North Carolina!'

'You Gotta Be Here, Because If You Aren't, The Place Will Be Empty. No, Really, Nobody's Coming To These Games, So You Really Do Gotta Be Here!'

[HahnSolo]

The Tragic is Back.

[Guest Edgy DC]

The 2011 Mets: Ya Gotta Be Patient!

The 2011 Mets: Plenty of Good Seats Still Available

The 2011 Mets: Yes, That Totally Is Mookie

[MFS62]

"Want to learn the Heimlich? Come out to CitiField. We're experts in choking."

Later

[metirish]

"Best run team in sports"

" From Fred To Jeff This Team is in Good Hands"

[bmfc1]

"Get a good meal, work on your tan, and there's no traffic."

"Celebrate the 1955 World Champion Brooklyn Dodgers"

[seawolf17]

Bring Your Kiddies, Bring Your Wife, Guaranteed To Spend Two Innings Waiting On Line For A Burger At Shake Shack; But Really, That's Better Than Watching Willie Harris Ground Out Again

Come Watch Willie Harris Ground Out To Second!

[Vic Sage]

WE'RE ****BUNTERS!

[Centerfield]

Come to the game and maybe you'll see Pridie's girlfriend!

[batmagadanleadoff]

[Vic Sage]

Centerfield wrote: Come to the game and maybe you'll see Pridie's girlfriend!

that would do it for me...

[Met Hunter]

She's pirdie.


The 2011 Mets
"Ya Gotta Be-kidding me".

[Met Hunter]

My wife gave me one-

I still hate the fucking Yankees.

[Willets Point]

2011 Mets: We're Trying Not To Let that Douchebag Finish Games.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Catch a Sinking Ship!