Derek Jeter's House

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I'm not saying it's big, but there's an entire level devoted to Ian O'Connor's platitudes.

Sure it's a little showy but it makes the other houses in the neighborhood better just by being on their street.

Garage is big enough for a Ford Edge, a Range Rover and Joba Chamberlain's ass.

... Thank you ...

[metirish]

Jetes went with road grey , no name on the mail box please , he's a yankee, thank God.

[Valadius]

Apparently the locals have taken to calling it "St. Jetersburg".

[MFS62]

For those of us wishing he'd take a long walk off a short pier*, he's got one of those, too.

Later

* = old expression I haven't heard in years.

[G-Fafif]

The property is overvalued, but it's got great intangibles.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Looks like he couldn't afford a boat.

[Willets Point]

Ooh, I'm copying my post from the MFY douchebag thread to here:

"The fiscal collapse of 2008 saw the bottom fall out of the Florida housing market. Suddenly, no one was building new homes in the state. But this did not deter Derek Jeter. Showing the same leadership he displays on the hallowed field of Yankee Stadium, Jeter steadfastly brought hope and inspiration to the American economy by building a new house in Florida against the odds."

[Willets Point]

Speaking of Derek Jeter: WTF Cubs?!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Sure that security fence might look imposing, but if you walk a few feet to its left, you can trickle right through to daylight.








Also, I hear his house has genital herpes.

[G-Fafif]

No doubt lavish and quite comfortable, but honestly, not all that attractive.

[A Boy Named Seo]

Kitchen has all new, state-of-the art appliances, but no range.

[Fman99]

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Kitchen has all new, state-of-the art appliances, but no range.

Ding ding ding we have a winner!

[G-Fafif]

That film clip of the audience enthusiastically clapping.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Kitchen has all new, state-of-the art appliances, but no range.

That's the one I was grasping for this morning.

[Centerfield]

Those contractors did a great job of picking up A-Rod's house and moving it to the left.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Kitchen has all new, state-of-the art appliances, but no range.

Spectacular!!!!

[seawolf17]

Damn, there's great stuff in this thread. I bow in respectful awe.

[A Boy Named Seo]

Gardeners instructed to give all hedges 'a fade'.

[metirish]

I'm not saying it's big but

he has enough room in his kitchen to practice his patented catch and throw with his servants

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

My wife notes that his shower must have three settings: Hot, cold and soft rain.

[MFS62]

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Kitchen has all new, state-of-the art appliances, but no range.

I'm torn.
On one hand that line makes me wish we still nominated, and voted for, BOCs.
On the other hand, why go through all that work ? That one would have won hands down.

Later

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

http://www.mlive.com/business/west-michigan/index.ssf/2011/02/derek_jeters_splashy_mansion_m.html

There's no escaping Derek Jeter and his house. Now my own paper is getting into the act!

[metirish]

I dunno , I'd want a proper yard for that money......fucking twat Jeter.

[metsmarathon]

that is a seriously ugly mansion jeter's building. i mean, it looks like it was designed by HOK. it's as much an english manor as ysiii is ysi

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

metsmarathon wrote: that is a seriously ugly mansion jeter's building. i mean, it looks like it was designed by HOK.

The food, however, is EXCELLENT and locally sourced. (If a little overpriced.)

[metirish]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: metsmarathon wrote: that is a seriously ugly mansion jeter's building. i mean, it looks like it was designed by HOK. The food, however, is EXCELLENT and locally sourced. (If a little overpriced.)

Notice how he brought the fence in nice and close.

[batmagadanleadoff]

And he's only a hop, skip and a jumpthrow away from his next door neighbor.

[Guest Edgy DC]

metirish wrote: Notice how he brought the fence in nice and close.

I hear Jeffrey Maier's already been busted reaching over and stealing stuff from the neighbors.

[Gwreck]

A Boy Named Seo wrote: Kitchen has all new, state-of-the art appliances, but no range.

I was at the House of Evil South on Friday night and told this joke (credited appropriately, of course) to the Red Sod fans sitting near me to uproarious laughter. Thanks ABNS.