Game One, Take Two -- IGT Mets @ Phils 4/5/21

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

There we go. Both leadoff walkers score, lineup turned over . Would Smith PH here?

[Frayed Knot]

btw, if they want to shorten games, that mound visit from the PC is exactly the unnecessary waste of time that we can do without. Limit mound visits to two or three per game and that minute or so of non-action doesn't happen.

[seawolf17]

SERIOUSLY. CUT PILLAR NOW.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Pilar sucks but he led to my favorite Geico ad since Roast duck with mango salsa

[Fman99]

Awful lineup choice to start the season. C'mon man.

[Lefty Specialist]

2-0 lead but you felt they could have broken this one open.

[Edgy MD]

Hey, man, Pill kept the Phils from scoring first.



Pill takes away, but he sometimes takes away from the other team.

[Centerfield]

JD. Let Lindor take that going forward.

[Centerfield]

=Fman99 post_id=59526 time=1617668849 user_id=86]
Awful lineup choice to start the season. C'mon man.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Hoskins is having a game

[Edgy MD]

Cover your nose, Tony Tarasco.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

More mistakes, more punishment. That's what good teams do

[Edgy MD]

O'Nora has his mind on the hotel.

[Fman99]

Not a strike to get Davis. Get me a robot ump stat.

[LWFS]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: More mistakes, more punishment. That's what good teams do

And then there's the other thing.

[Lefty Specialist]

This is shaping up to be one of those games where Jake pitches well enough to win but gets a ND instead.

[LWFS]

Right? Like Familia comes in and gives up three straight hits in the 8th to blow it, or something.



On the other hand... Jake throwing that kind of slider after handling the Phils through two go-rounds with just the fastball... it's just, like, mean.

[Frayed Knot]

JDD not exactly looking like Rico Suave on pop-ups tonight.

[Edgy MD]

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[Frayed Knot]

Sam Coonrod ... what's his non porn name?

[LWFS]

Frayed Knot wrote: JDD not exactly looking like Rico Suave on pop-ups tonight.

Or, like, ever.



This new Phils pitcher's name sounds like a racially-motivated dugout taunt.

[Centerfield]

Luis Rojas should be thrown out of this game. Can't let that ump keep doing that.

[Willets Point]

deGrom is the lemonade of vinyl!

[Edgy MD]

deGrom is the lemonade of vinyl, isn't he?



deGrom coming up with two outs and the bags empty, with likely one more inning to pitch — that's a spot where Colón would stand there with his bat on his shoulder and take three pitches.

[Fman99]

What the fuck does the lemonade of vinyl mean?

[LWFS]

100 at the knees. Jeezzzzalou.



These Phils players are starting to look just... bereft.

[Centerfield]

Everyone in the park knew the high fastball was coming. Even Harper. It didn't matter.

[Willets Point]

=Fman99 post_id=59552 time=1617671339 user_id=86]
What the fuck does the lemonade of vinyl mean?

[Edgy MD]

That strikeout of Harpo was the sweetest out of the game.



Seventy-seven pitches.

[Marshmallowmilkshake]

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Pitcher of record?