Game One, Take Two -- IGT Mets @ Phils 4/5/21

[Edgy MD]

Of course.



Ah, fuck. They're shaking his hand like he's done.

[Fman99]

Are they going to pull him after 77 pitches and some white hot heat like that? FFS

[LWFS]

EFFORTLESS white hot heat, no less. Come the FUCK on.



Also the recipient of a come-the-FUCK-on alert from this PA system: Kevin F. Pillar.

[Centerfield]

Radical rule change. When deGrom gets pulled the game is over.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Speaking of come the fuck on, Howie telling me deGrom is done for the evening. I've gone outside and started a fire

[Edgy MD]

deGrom is turning into one of those collectible action figures that are too valuable to remove from their packaging to play with.

[Chad ochoseis]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Speaking of come the fuck on, Howie telling me deGrom is done for the evening. I've gone outside and started a fire

I don't like the decision either, but that's a bit of an overreaction.

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[Fman99]

This is managing with the intent of getting people pissed on the internet. Because what the holy fucking else could it all mean?

[Marshmallowmilkshake]

Castro is not inspiring confidence.

[Fman99]

OK now I get it. He truly is the lemonade of vinyl.



Also nice glove work by the Piss Missile.

[Lefty Specialist]

Petey getting his uniform dirty. And on we go.

[Edgy MD]

Take a pitch, Squirrely.

[LWFS]

He's hitting 'em. Just, y'know, AT people. (Same with Cisco.)

[Lefty Specialist]

Trevor May is one large mammal.

[kcmets]

Big ass feet lol

[Edgy MD]

Is his number a reference to his height?

[LWFS]

"May is... a fascinating guy."



-a clearly-smitten Gary, like, five or six times this inning

[Chad ochoseis]

This game has been threatening to go pear-shaped since JdG was pulled.

[Edgy MD]

Agita.

[Lefty Specialist]

I'm not quite as smitten with May as Gary is right now.

[Willets Point]

A nice ground ball for a DP would be great right about now.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Yeah this is bullshit

[Chad ochoseis]

Edgy MD wrote: Is his number a reference to his height?

I think it's the number of pitches he's thrown this inning.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Great, Harper up with the bases loaded. Fire Rojas

[Willets Point]

Fuckity fuck.

[Edgy MD]

deGrom is eligible to re-enter the game, right?

[Frayed Knot]

Loup, there he is.

[Willets Point]

Trying not to think of "Looper" when I hear "Loup."

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Mets never learn.

[Piggiestomatoes]

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