Wives and Lovers: Wifey Watching 2021

[whippoorwill]

Well then let me do it!

[Edgy MD]

Whippoorwill said, and I quote (more or less), that she wanted it to be a rule that all Met wives marry their high school sweethearts and not some pole dancer.



I go out and get a well-researched report of a Met marrying his high school sweetie and get tag-team shamed for my trouble. Fman, meanwhile, regularly and openly fantasizes about carnal acrobatics with the same ladies and he's the hero of the day?



I DEMAND JUSTICE! THIS WHOLE SYSTEM IS OUT OF ORDER!

[whippoorwill]

Lol I do appreciate that effort edgy



Btw that guy you all said has acne has a pretty mom

[Edgy MD]

That was me, and nobody else, I think. And I wasn't so much meaning to comment on the quality of his complexion as I was trying to note his relative adolescence in a camp full of men. Sorry again about that.



Pete's mom, of course, is Met-lovin' big shot actress Ashley Crow, star of Little Big League, among other quality productions. Have you already cast Kyra Sedgwick only to find out that you need to fill the role of Kyra's sister as well? Why not consider Ashley Crow?!



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[whippoorwill]

Ya know it occurs to me that we'd be better off ogling these players parents at our age lolol

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

I would welcome contributing to a MetMommy watch thread

[Fman99]

I love all you perverts. Don't despair.

[whippoorwill]

[metsmarathon]

Edgy MD wrote: That was me, and nobody else, I think. And I wasn't so much meaning to comment on the quality of his complexion as I was trying to note his relative adolescence in a camp full of men. Sorry again about that. Pete's mom, of course, is Met-lovin' big shot actress Ashley Crow, star of Little Big League, among other quality productions. Have you already cast Kyra Sedgwick only to find out that you need to fill the role of Kyra's sister as well? Why not consider Ashley Crow?! [fimg=600]https://www.gannett-cdn.com/presto/2020/06/15/PNJM/06022c4e-ee65-4a6a-a77c-d8f3f4ae010e-IMG-0142.JPG?auto=webp&crop=749,422,x0,y0&format=pjpg&width=1200[/fimg]

holy shit, they were both actors on heroes. she was the cheerleader's mom, and he was the radioactive guy - and is also totally not the geico caveman.

[Edgy MD]

Also, I wish my brother Zvon were here, because he'd totally be into making a thing out of dressing Pete in various versions of Bowie hair and makeup.

[Edgy MD]

Apparently, Madison Yamamoto got to enjoy her husband's first Mets start along with a less-than-tasty side of getting trolled on Twitter.

if you ask me, Jordan is more than a little hard on himself here, too.

[G-Fafif]

Madison on Sunday:

[ashie62]

Troll Yamamoto's wife. Great use of twitter.

[kcmets]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: I would welcome contributing to a MetMommy watch thread

#lgm #ygb #ymdyf (#mmilfy)

[Benjamin Grimm]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: I would welcome contributing to a MetMommy watch thread

You may want to check out a UMDB memory posted just today about Mardie Cornejo's mother. (Scroll down to May 24, 2021.)



http://leaptoad.com/mets/profile.php?PlayerCode=0282&tabno=7http://leaptoad.com/mets/profile.php?PlayerCode=0282&tabno=7

[kcmets]

agee of aquarius ... that's brilliant!

[MFS62]

If we don't have a recent picture of Taijaun Walker's better half, we should.

https://sports.yahoo.com/taijaun-walker-talks-most-fashionable-201508190.htmlhttps://sports.yahoo.com/taijaun-walker-talks-most-fashionable-201508190.html (link is to story from SNY)



Later

[G-Fafif]

[whippoorwill]

Looks like mrs trump. I forget her name already

[Edgy MD]

Good call above by Coo.



Meanwhile, AAA pitcher Trey Cobb is just barely hanging on after a mostly disastrous 2021, but the first line in his Twitter bio is "Follow the wifey," so he's OK by me.



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Kaci Cobb is her name and they are parents to young twinz.

[Willets Point]

I'm gonna guess the twins will also have ginger hair.

[G-Fafif]

https://twitter.com/mets/status/1415043643308756992

Walker began to suck almost as soon as this picture was taken. He gave up an ASG HR, bolted with the missus before the Midsummer Classic was over and was mostly Carlos Carrasco in the second half.



But by the looks of things, he's probably doin' alright.

[bmfc1]

Per Instagram, Pete Alonso and Haley got married on Friday. From other feeds, Jeff McNeil, JD, Dom and former Met minor leaguer Justin Dunn were there.

Instagram

WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM

[Fman99]

She's a pretty good looking slab of ham

[bmfc1]

I wonder who else was invited from the team besides members of the "Cookie Club". Of the 3 current Mets in attendance, all are candidates to be traded before next season.

[bmfc1]

Pete and Ms. Pete were at The Vatican today and received the blessings of The Pope.

Instagram

WWW.INSTAGRAM.COM

[Edgy MD]

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Pete and Haley Alonso joined by Jeff and Tatiana McNeil.



The dude with the locks at the dessert bar in the back could be Trevor Williams or Robert Gselly or somebody but I don't think it's either of those two.



Also, I'm creeped out by the krazy klown face coming out of the flare in the back.

[Gwreck]

I take this to mean Francis is a Mets fan.

[The Hot Corner]

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I take this to mean Francis is a Mets fan.

[Edgy MD]

Eucaris Escobar joins husband Eduardo and D. Baxter the Bobcat on a visit with members of the Boys and Girls Club of Phoenix.



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I know it would be a challenging costume, but shouldn't a Diamondbacks mascot be more ... serpentine?