Look, I completely agree, Ceets, but the DH is coming whether we like it or not, because... the union? Owners? Honestly, I have no idea why, but Lunch is right, it's happening, so we might as well brainstorm ideas that make it less terrible. And no, it's not complicated, necessarily. You have a DH set for your starting pitcher. He bats in whatever spot in the order you want. But when your pitcher is scuffling and you take him out, you have two options -- slide the DH into the field and stick your reliever in that spot in the order, or your DH is out with your starter. You want two ABs of David Ortiz in the four spot, then a giant reliever-shaped hole? Cool, go for it. You want to go with no DH and have deGrom bat ninth and hit for himself so you don't lose the spot? Cool too. Whatever.