2022 Brevity In Understanding Local Or National Basic Cable Commercials

[Frayed Knot]

She's not actually Stepford. She just looks like one.

[Frayed Knot]

On the flip side, some of the short clips they're running for MLBN, Zen Baseball, are pretty cool.

Love the one of Ji-Man Choi

[Lefty Specialist]

Mascot has cooler so tiny it can only fit two beers.

[Lefty Specialist]

Pete Alonso leaves no baseball cliche unused as he shills for Carshield.

[Edgy MD]

His radio commercials tell me he likes his news like he likes his fastballs — "right down the middle."

[kcmets]

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Splendid!

[Willets Point]

Does anyone who watches MLB.TV get a Mastercard commercial with David Ortiz talking about how Mastercard and the Red Sox are helping small businesses? I figure that it's in my feed based on my location but it still feels strange to have it playing every commercial break on my Mets-only MLB.TV subscription.

[Edgy MD]

My MLB.tv commercials give me:

• both Roman and HIMS product ads, because clearly my laptop detects my receding hairline and virility,


• car ads aimed at women, because ... clearly my laptop knows ... something I don't?

[kcmets]

*wrong thread, nothing to see here*

[MFS62]

It looks like the actress who appears in the commercial for a depression medication also appears in the Little Caesars Pizza commercial.

If my only choice was to eat Little Caesars Pizza, I'd be depressed, too.



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[kcmets]

CarShield, Pete? Really? Taking money from washed up rappers.

[Frayed Knot]

Drinking Jaegermeister apparently requires one to have many, many tattoos.

[Lefty Specialist]

Mobsters are concerned about their inferior cold cuts.

[vtmet7]

anyone see the "bentcarrot" commercial? That shows up on my Roku all the time

[Lefty Specialist]

anyone see the "bentcarrot" commercial? That shows up on my Roku all the time

If you see it for more than four hours, consult your physician.

[metsmarathon]

anyone see the "bentcarrot" commercial? That shows up on my Roku all the time

this comes up all the time for me, personally. i was worried it was just me.



i also get asked a lot if i'm worried that my manhood bends the wrong way.





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there are too many boner-problem commercials, is what i'm trying to say. that said, i'll take them over the navage guy any day.

[Edgy MD]

Do hockey fans and tennis fans and basketball fans get the constant barrage of penis mightier advertising?



I bet cricket fans do. They're probably drowning in it.

[Edgy MD]

"Did you see the Cologuard Commercial to check yourself for colon cancer? Well, we're Roundup Weed Killer and we're the reason why you're gonna need that test."

[Frayed Knot]

You'd think there'd at least be a disclaimer in the Roundup commercial about spraying the product up your butt.

[Frayed Knot]

Unrealistic looking rabbits make ice cream in an office building with low ceilings.

[Chad ochoseis]

Mediocre band promotes mediocre actor and mediocre restaurant in mediocre commercial.



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[Edgy MD]

Mars Blackmon is a Steve Prefontaine fan.

[Ceetar]

you can use the SNY app to watch the Mets in...get this..Queens of all places! this is revolutionary!

[kcmets]

Guy gets his ass kicked outside a redneck roadhouse for parking between

two pickups with his operator-less parking system and no one can open doors.

[Fman99]

TikTok includes sports videos and isn't just for fourteen year old girls to endlessly watch insignificant content featuring nobodies doing all of the nothing.

[stevejrogers]

Hold it, you own an SUV and have several pre-teen kids who you are taking to some soccer thing, and you need the built in voice assistant give you directions to the nearest grocery store?! YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ALREADY! 🙄

[Frayed Knot]

I'm perhaps the wrong guy to address this as I don't watch any of these Marvel Superhero movies in the first place ... but that commercial they just showed for THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER (or something

like that) makes it look like either the dumbest movie ever made in the history of ever, or Marvel is, for some reason, making fun of their own movies by doing a parody of themselves.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

"Yes I do believe they're called pants." Is an underrated line. This year's Scoop there it is

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

That I ❤️ NY commercial plays a few seconds of a super chill but intense Chuck Prophet song that nobody really knows, "Summertime Thing." Here's the whole thing. When we saw him perform earlier this year, this was the showstopper, you can tell why



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[kcmets]

Get real about your risks and do something about it.