1. You are driving a: 1999 Toyota Corolla with 190,000 miles on it 2. You are wearing: a gold Versace ball gown 3. And of course, the shoes are: five inch strappy heels, but with those blinky sneaker lights that the kids wear 4. As you get closer, reporters can hear "Vanis Takee" blasting from your speakers. 5. Pulling in, they look in your passenger seat and see: a half-eaten "Matz" sub from the Se-Port deli 6. You turn off your engine, get out, and say: "Here are the keys, Cerrone. Make sure you don't forget the wax this time."