He immediately becomes the best right handed hitter in the lineup. And so to me it's foolish to put him anywhere in the lineup that isn't immediately following Juan Soto.
Yeah like they have a plan. I think it's hard to argue that the only two batters left on the FA market that could truly protect Soto in the lineup are Bellinger and Tucker and if they both sign elsewhere Soto will improve even more upon his NL leading BB total from 2024.
While I won't claim to be any kind of expert on PHP search, it doesn't appear that I've ever mady any funny jokes about this guy. You know, like saying that his full name is actually "Thy Wadcock," for example. Or something like that
I appreciate those of you driving this and taking ownership to keep the lights on here. I wish I had the free time to be able to help more from a technical perspective. I guess I will just do my usual part by supplying all of the best dick jokes. It's a dirty job.