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I knew I had a part to play. You know, besides just making the dick jokes.

Wow four runs in one inning. I thought they had banned that

What's the opposite of an erection? That's what I have now. It might be a divot

I would love to root for a team that found themselves capable of stringing together multiple hits in a single inning for purposes of scoring runs

I hope that 18 innings of Mets baseball today yields even a half dozen that are palatable to watch.

In Bo we trust

What a pisser

Did Scott come out from being hurt or just from being bad?

I love being right

Today's the day, my friends. I'm feeling it.

Love me some Nolan McLean

Listening via XM and a free VPN app from Bermuda while on vacation and slathered up in rum drinks

Boy a lead late dare I get hopeful

I'm pretty detached from this team. I know they were out west and I am typically in bed well before 10:15, but I just plain blanked on this 2:20 game time. I remembered at about 6:15 that I had missed the entire thing and I'm OK with it.

They should put Grimace in charge

Was playing guitar with my friend till about 11. Saw they were down 1-0. Did not at any point tune in. This is a rerun and I don't care for this episode much

I'm considering an early bed time this week.

He's a former MLB player (Diamondbacks I think?) who's also done some color commentary as a broadcaster

I had to punch out fairly early to go play a gig (left with the Mets down 4-1). I didn't think to even check the score. They don't look great so far

If you can tell me why Myers is still pitching I will send you a dollar in the mail

I'm rooting that the 'armpit fart' becomes the official Mets celebratory gesture of 2026. I'd also accept the Tommy Pham masturbation pantomime, though presumably there'd be more video editing to do in that case.

Clay Holmes vs J.T. Ginn. Time to get off the schneid and end this two game losing streak. Presumably McNeil gets a nice response from the fans in his first turn at bat. SUN MON TUE WED THU TOT Myers 0 0 0 0 0 0 Garcia, L 0 0 23 0 21 44 Williams 21 0 16 0 0 37 Brazoban 10 0 14 0 0 24 Weaver 12 0 13 0 16 41 Raley, B 0 0 20 0 0 20 Lovelady 0 0 0 0 18 18 Manaea 0 0 0 70 0 70

These all suck, each in their own terrible ugly way, like the last ten whores still out in the street in the wee hours of Mardi Gras.

Not good, Lynn