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  1. Fman99
    John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Whoa, Joe yanked Nova already, Hughes in to start the 3rd. I'm gonna have to take John & Suzyn outside for a long run. OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS! GIRARDI HAS GONE TO HIS BULLPEN ALREADY! OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN, ONCE AGAIN I'M PANTY PUDDLING IN EXCITEMENT! IT'S MORE GOO FROM THE SHREW! IT'S A CLIMAX FOR THE BATTLE-AXE! A CREAMER FOR THE SCREAMER!
  2. Fman99
    So here's to you, Mister Fister. A nation turns its lonely eyes to you...
  3. Fman99
    Fuck yes.
  4. Fman99
    Edgy DC wrote: G-FaFiF wrote: The Mets, in their own way, seem to be introducing the We Haven't Won Jack In Five Years package/ Which philosophically beats the hell out of the We Understand You're Pissed That Jos�'s Gone Package. Don't be that guy. You've chased enough CPF'ers away already with your cattitude.
  5. Fman99
    I'm hopeful any time anyone in an MFY hat relies on AJ Burnett for anything besides picking up a dinner check.
  6. Fman99
    Fuck these guys in their loser-hole.
  7. Fman99
    LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Christ, even driving rain can't move Sabathia to jog to the dugout at inning's end. They should try a drumstick and a fishing pole.
  8. Fman99
    G-Fafif wrote: OMG, I practically Metgasmed listening to the postgame highlights: "OUTTA HERE!" Deepest rarely spoken desire: Gary gets a Vin Scully deal down the road and simulcasts TV and radio for decades to come. Howie can join him for some of it. Keith can join him for some of it. I don't care who joins him. Gary on radio is the only thing better than Gary on TV. Not counting pizza. Holy shit, this is how we get Wayne Hagin deported to Albania or some other godless place where he can't hurt me anymore. I love it.
  9. Fman99
    G-Fafif wrote: G-Fafif wrote: Calling the game on ESPN Radio...Gary Cohen! Lest you get too excited, he's calling the game with Aaron Bleepin' Boone, who spent a good two minutes of gametime opining that the Rangers' pitching stockpile is a direct result of "Nolan Ryan's emphasis on pitching." (NOTE: Not a single pitcher on the postseason roster-- nor in the high minors, in any sort of vaguely "major-league ready" state-- was drafted and/or signed as an amateur while Nolan Ryan has been principal managing partner OR team president.) Too late. I've been excited for several innings (cue FMan). Priapism, see your doctor! The guy in the Cialis fuck-tub warned me about that.
  10. Fman99
    I could have dispelled all this bitterness and drama with a well timed cock joke.
  11. Fman99
    Gwreck wrote: All aboard the Brewer bandwagon here. My preferences: 1. Brewers 2. Tigers 3. Rays 4. Rangers 5. Diamondbacks 6. Cardinals 7. Phillies 8. Yankees Here are my preferences: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. Philly 8. MFYs
  12. Fman99
    TransMonk wrote: I think the Phillies have the best shot of beating the Yanks if they make it to the WS, so maybe that's where some of the Philly love is coming from. But, I voted for the Cards. This was me also.
  13. Fman99
    Posting on my phone, from the upper deck at Shea, behind the Agee marker, where LWFS and I are smoking giant crystal meth rocks. Let'h Go Meth!
  14. Fman99
    I enjoyed the season until the Jets season started, which coincided with the end of relevance for the 2011 Mets. So there you go. I'll be back in 2012.
  15. Fman99
    I predict it now, he'll stay. I've been drinking for five hours, let it be known.
  16. Fman99
    DocTee wrote: Slap a swastiks on a jersey and see if you feel the same way. That patch is --or should be-- offensive to any American. Thank goodness I get to choose what's offensive to me, and you don't. If I let others decide what I should find offense I'd hardly get anything done.
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    metsmarathon wrote: i love my audi... I'm an inny.
  18. Fman99
    Willets Point wrote: Fman99 wrote: Amazingly nobody who wore the patch ever noticed it, let alone got upset about it. I long for the days when people only got bent out of shape about shit that was actually important. The symbol of a traitorous insurgency responsible for the deaths of 650,000 Americans and committed to keeping an entire race enslaved? Yeah, I think that's kind of important. The Civil War was important. The patch on this dumb MFY galoot's jersey is maybe the farthest thing from important. That patch never hurt anybody, it's a piece of cloth. It's not a scratch and sniff sticker that smells like lynchings.
  19. Fman99
    Amazingly nobody who wore the patch ever noticed it, let alone got upset about it. I long for the days when people only got bent out of shape about shit that was actually important.
  20. Fman99
    Edgy DC wrote: Meanwhile, Angel Pagan --- making hiss 2011 debut in the three-hole. Once you get in the three hole you're golden. Trust me.
  21. Fman99
    Shoot him into fucking outer space. Enough Pelf.
  22. Fman99
    I've missed every pitch of the last two games. And yet I haven't missed them.
  23. Fman99
    LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I don't know, but I like it. I'm pretty sure about 4/5 of my inner life is retrocrit. I like a clit from the 1970's too. Some of that old school porn with the big bush muffs. Oh wait, what?
  24. Fman99
    This card gives me a humor induced boner. You could rest a pitcher of Schlitz on that fucking shelf of a brow.
  25. Fman99
    I'm hoping no one else breaks their arms/legs/tendons/anuses in any way that would impact the 2012 season.
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