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LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: "Well, they'll need more than that to contend. I mean, those guys aren't Reyes." "Well, no fucking shit. Can you explain to me again how a run is scored in this 'base-game' you're talking about, Professor Kruk?" These guys would be more entertaining, perhaps, in a [crossout]cocksucking[/crossout] hot dog eating contest.
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Yeah it's hard to argue with any "kill Wayne Hagin" based parody. On the other hand, I wonder if OldMole will submit in time. He no-show'd against me two years ago.
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I thought maybe he just tested positive for being a douche bag.
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Wow quality of parodies this year is top shelf.
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Wow, it's hard to get much farther apart than "Positive Mental Attitude" and "Punch My Asshole."
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Edgy DC wrote: Assuming an opening day lineup of Thole-Davis-Murphy-Turner-Wright-Tejada-Bay-Torres-Duda, the Mets bench currently looks like this: Which one of these nine guys is pitching?
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Trying to remember how we did this in the past.... I will wait until Metfairy has posted her response and then post a voting preference poll on my thread, so people can comment and vote in the same thread. Is that right?
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I'd recommend, also, that everyone post YouTube versions of the songs they are parodying, or, minimally, a song title and artist, for comparison and to enlighten some of us who stopped listening to new music in 1997.
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Having said all that, that's a pretty impressive opening swing by Irish. Damn.
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Second time in a row I've gotten Mike Maddux.
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Thankths.
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I prefer single elimination -- gets me to the loser's lounge for those world famous shrimp cocktails all the quicker.
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TransMonk wrote: Benjamin Grimm wrote: This is worse, for them, than losing Reyes is for us. By a LOT. Although, they did just win a WS. Their second in 6 years. I'm not weeping for any Cardinal fans. Seriously, fuck them in their towel-holes.
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5 years $75 million this is the same guy form the playoffs right? The terrible one, yes. Also, he talks a lot with his thumbs. Wow, he reads like the douchiest guy on Earth. Bio: following my dreams since the 80's. pitching, racing, straight edge, PMA, and an extensive list of hobbies sustain my joie de vivre. Does "PMA" stand for "Punch My Asshole"?
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I buy all my corn at the Farmers' Shmarket. Fresh!
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Dale Thayer wath the betsth running back the Bearths ever had.
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Wow that's a stupid amount of money. It's Appieresque.
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Frank Francisco signs two year deal with Mets
Fman99 replied to metirish's topic in New York Mets Talk
smg58 wrote: Franciso has trouble getting to 50 innings in a season and won't give you an ERA less than 3.50. Meh. Your 2012 New York Meh! -
Grew hair on his face and gave about fifteen CPF men erections due to his prototypical manliness. Not me, of course. I dig the broads.
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Frank Francisco signs two year deal with Mets
Fman99 replied to metirish's topic in New York Mets Talk
Frankie Franks will be the shit. Have a press conference, make him throw a jersey over a suit from Mens Warehouse. I dare you. -
I heard the Indian chick from that ad is getting 3 years, 29 million from Toronto. Mets didn't bid.
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Must be nice to root for a big market team.
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BOOOO
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Regarding marathon, above: I guess so. I certainly thought the Mets were wrong in not making a higher offer than they did to Edgardo Alfonzo. I hoped he succeeded. But when he didn't, even though I felt modestly badly for him, I found it wasn't that hard to tip my hat to Steve Phillips. I can even now personally entertain scenarios where he wouldn't have floundered had he not left the Mets. I can attribute all his downward career trajectory to heartbreak and homesickness for the Mets and New York. It might even be true. But it's certainly far-fetched enough that I'm not going to hang my hat on it. So again, I tipped my hat to Steve Phillips. Even as I stick to my guns that you go higher to retain home-grown stars and honor the connection that the fanbase has with them. Steve F. Phillips. I know, right? I tip my hat to him because he bags fat chicks. Good on him!
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I like him. His name is Dickey.
