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  1. Fman99
    Fuck these guys in their August-holes.
  2. Fman99
    I also think he'll end up DH'ing in the Bronx. They've got the checkbook to get it done.
  3. Fman99
    Ugh, Mets.
  4. Fman99
    TransMonk wrote: That is [crossout]a nice dumper[/crossout] [crossout]some major league talent[/crossout] a nice shitter right there.
  5. Fman99
    Just in? Turn her!
  6. Fman99
    Are we allowed to get insurance runs? I feel all naughty here.
  7. Fman99
    Can we just talk about cocks please? You fucking guys.
  8. Fman99
    Thirty minutes to first pitch and I am already prepared to sack. This new job thing is wearing me out, all of the thinking and whatnot. I saw not one pitch of last night's game, I was in bed at 9:45.
  9. Fman99
    LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: bmfc1 wrote: "6-3" is my nickname for Bay because that seems to be the result of half of his ABs. I was following. So was I. But I do enjoy an unnecessary explanation.
  10. Fman99
    bmfc1 wrote: 5. 6-3 (R) LF Is Bay that tall?
  11. Fman99
    ...put the black uniforms into storage.
  12. Fman99
    TransMonk wrote: These Mets need to work on their pickle drills.
  13. Fman99
    themetfairy wrote: He had an independent thought. Big fucking deal. I'm telling Skynet on you.
  14. Fman99
    Edgy DC wrote: Make him work. Make him get ahead. Put the pressure on him to groove one. Mostly, go forward in your life with the knowledge that a walk is as good as a home run in such a situation. So balls are wonderfully precious things. So much so that you've got to give him as much a chance as possible to throw them before you start swinging. This advice and more in next week's issue of Duh magazine. This shit makes me red, man. Stop rushing to get back to your fucking hotels, you sub-.500 washouts.
  15. Fman99
    Fuckems
  16. Fman99
    LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Okay, second shot at Putz. PLEASE do something off this pale, swollen prick. I know what to do with one of those. But that's besides the point.
  17. Fman99
    Ok, let's come back on JJ Putz, beat these shitdicks, get off the shnide.
  18. Fman99
    God I loved the stupid blue and orange rectangles at Shea when I was little. My earliest memories at Shea are seeing the stadium from the parking lot, probably 1976 or 1977 this would be.
  19. Fman99
    Contusion, X-rays negative on the Big Pelfbow as per Howie and Wayne via Jay Horwitz.
  20. Fman99
    The fucking emphysema commercial is on the radio too. Like I need that dying fuck on my headphones. I QUIT SMOKING TEN YEARS AGO YOU ASSHOLES. STOP BOTHERING ME.
  21. Fman99
    I blame Wayne Hagin for this.
  22. Fman99
    God damn it.
  23. Fman99
    Well that sucked a desert dick.
  24. Fman99
    Redemption, thy name is Ruben (potentially).
  25. Fman99
    Fucking hell.
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