Fman99

Meh. Gee looks shaky out there.

Would a Met with a mullet be a Mullmet?

Great tag there by Turner to get Zimmerman stealing.

The rare Saturday night game not on WPIX. Yay for me! Boo for Ian Desmond though, 1-0 Nats.

Igarashi suckacocky

KAMUTHAFUCKINBOOM

They have an outfielder who has hit like shit this year and makes nearly twice what Jason Bay does.

Ashie62 wrote: Fman cannot be far away. Well, they can't use the old "thinking about baseball" trick to prolong these things, because they already think about baseball all day. Maybe they could think about soccer or boccie or something.

Hispanic cyborg can no longer umpire.

Miguel Batista sucks Los Cock.

Terrible slide by Bay. This guy could fuck up a glass of water.

Lucas Duda is the shit.

Was 2000 Pat Mahomes' one good year?

Thanks, it seemed like the logical conclusion to this epic drama. I may save these two clowns for a mocktacular KTE next year...

You didn't rule on my guess of Idaho.

HURRICANE IRENE IS IN GEORGE'S BOOTH! AND SHE'S BLOWING UP MY SKIRT AND I'M JUST JUICING IN MY GRANNY PANTIES! LOOK IN THE DUGOUT, POSADA CAN'T BELIEVE IT, PETTITTE KNEW! AND IT'S GONE! MMMMMM, THERE'S GOO'S IN SUZYN! AND WALDMAN'S BEEN BALLED, MAN!

OH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS, OF ALL THE DRAMATIC THINGS I'VE EVER SEEN, HURRICANE IRENE IS BLOWING UP MY DRESS AND MY CLITORIS HAS BEEN INFLUENCED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 60 YEARS! CLIT IS HIGH, CLIT IS FAR, CLIT IS UHUHUHUHUHUHUHGONE! AN ORGASM FOR THE PHANTASM! A THRILL FOR THE SHRILL! A COUP D'ETAT ON YOUR POOTIE-TWAT!

Idaho

I thought this too, actually. He'd make a nice deadline deal for some hot shit prospect... and the Mets have enough kids in AA/AAA to fill rotation spots for September.

Filed under "who gives a fuck." No offense to those CPF people who work in the industry, but I can't think of any more parasitic occupation than professional celebrity gossip/news journalist.

Yeesh. Suicides suck. Go talk to someone, like Edgy said, get yourself some help.

So here come the Braves. Their 78-53, 25 games over .500 and in the drivers' seat for the wild card (9 1/2 games up at the time of this writing). They're, you know, good, and stuff. So I hate them for that. And yet I will root for them to beat Philly and the MFYs this October as my 3rd least favorite team to likely be playing for a title. And there will be TONS of seats available in Atlanta for playoff games, so there's that. Having said that let's quickly jaunt around their lineup and see why they're a gold star and we're a turd on a paper towel. Catcher -- Them: Brian McCann, perennial All Star, having another solid season, batting .290/.362 (OBP)/.496 (SLG) with 20 HRs and 58 RBIs. First Base -- Them: rookie Freddie Freeman, who looks strikingly like Private Pyle from "Full Metal Jacket," putting up Ike-Davis-esque numbers at the keystone (.291/.353/.468 with 18 HRs and 63 RBIs). Second Base -- Dan Uggla, started off atrociously but after a 30-something game hitting streak raised his batting average all the way to a .231 (albeit with power, 30 HRs, leading the team as well as his 66 RBIs). Shortstop -- Alex Gonzalez, ordinary #s this year (.231/.259/.347) with a little bit of pop (12 HRs, 44 RBIs). Third Base -- Larry Jones, playing out the string. Fuck you you inbred Georgia reb. Left Field -- Martin Prado, .272/.317/.407 with decent power (11 HRs, 50 RBIs). Notice a trend here? Most of their team can actually hit. Center field -- Michael Bourn, who came over from Houston at the deadline and has hit well for the Braves. Currently at .283 with 8 SBs in 104 ABs in a Braves uniform. Right field -- Jason Heyward, having a classic sophomore slump after showing lots of promise last year as a rook. Currently at .222/.311/.397 with 13 HRs and just 35 RBIs. Getting some rest and playing time for Jose Constanza, another rookie who is hitting a sizzling .372 in 87 ABs. Bench -- Eric Hinske, David Ross, Brooks Conrad, Julio Lugo. Eh. Starters: Friday, Capuano vs Tim Hudson. Hudson is better. Sat, Dickey vs. Jair Jurrjens. Jurrjens is better. Sun, Gee vs Mike Minor. Fuck. These guys actually have identical 4.37 ERAs. I predict a tie. Closer: Craig Kimbrel, 40 saves and a 1.70 ERA. See the trend here? Other live arms include Jonny Venters, Scott Linebrink, and obese George Sherrill. None with an ERA over 3.6. Manager: Fredi Gonzalez, first year in Atlanta after managing Florida from 2007-2010. Former Mets in Atlanta: None. Maybe that's why they're good. Former Braves in NY: Manny Acosta. Willie Harris. I may watch some of Friday/Saturday's games, Sunday is on WPIX and I would rather listen to the Reagans fucking than Wayne Hagin at this point. Let's Go Mets! YYYBBB

I will phone something in for this weekend. I'm having a tough time getting excited about it given the Mets' recent play.

Edgy DC wrote: Let's show some dignity here.

Their fans are a bunch of fuckholes.