Former Mets in Buctown: Church One minor correction - Church is now an Arizona Dbag. I had the pleasure of watching him pop up weakly as a pinch-hitter at Chase Field last Tuesday night in a losing effort against the Redlegs. As a side story, Drew Stubbs Churched third base while attempting to score on a Paul Janish double, and was called out on an appeal play. As a side story to that, the "J" in Janish is pronounced like a "Y", and "Janish" does not rhyme with "vanish". You may now return to the discussion of Fman's funny-as-all-hell KTE.