Wifey Watch 2006

[Willets Point]

Michelle LaVigne

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

If I was staffing a strip club, I'd have Crystal's r�sum� at the top of my pile, for sure.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Then again, maybe not:

Crystal Self

http://www.k9treat.com/gallery/home_pawties/2004/oakley04.jpg

[Guest Edgy DC]

Avril LaVigne has a sister named Michelle, and her presence is bolluxing up my search for Tim's wife.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Searching for Jennifer Maine gets you every Jennifer who lives in Maine.

This one has a dog:


This one designs T-shirts:



The first one is cuter.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

No surprise, a search on "Maria Gonzalez" gets a lot of hits.

This one jumped out at me. Maybe not the best choice for a blind date:

http://www.elpais.es/elpaismedia/diario/media/200501/29/agenda/20050129elpepiage_2_I_LBW.jpg

Then there's this one:

http://www.icso.org/Maria_GonzalezWS_IN_CUSTODY.jpg

Now we're getting somewhere:

http://www.bellezavenezolana.net/news/2005/julio/Centroccidental/AnaMariaGonzalez2.JPG

[Zvon]

Yancy Street Gang wrote: This one designs T-shirts:

This guys name is Jennifer?

[Guest Edgy DC]

The third person to post that image is going to get a SLAP tear in his or her shoulder.

[Willets Point]

That picture of "Jennifer" Maine is far more disturbing than the happy kid.

[Elster88]

doop

[Elster88]

I'd ask for captions, but this is a family site.

[Elster88]

I told you she wasn't hot.

[Guest cooby]

How 'bout this:

She'll be eligible for National Geographic any day now

[Guest Edgy DC]

By the way, if any transvestites are posting on this site, you're more or less OK. My confusion at the image of your sister says as much about me as about her. Sorry to over-react.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Hey, no problem, I wasn't offended, in fact, I...

OOPS!

never mind

[Guest Edgy DC]

Millie Bonillie, still fightin' the man.

[Guest Iubitul]

="Elster88"] I'd ask for captions, but this is a family site.

I heard a report on WFAN that Anna filed for divorce today...

[Guest Edgy DC]

The Met wives of 2006 congratulate their Metmates on their opening day victory.

Recent Acquisitions	Apparent Recent Additions to the Ex List
Infielders	Relief Pitchers
Morgan Keppinger	Carrie Sanchez*

* Not listed in this years media guide. If truly gone, then she leaves us without an image. Pity.

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Megan Bannister	Christine Glavine	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Sarah Trachsel	Zambrano
Relief Pitchers
Jenny Bradford	Kerri Heilman	Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio	Melissa Oliver	Sanchez
Relief Pitchers	Catchers		Infielders
Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)	Rosa Franco
Infielders
Hernandez	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Diaz	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Nady Lady

Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Humber	Iriki	Lindstrom	Maine	Jackie Brown (Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
Ana Laura Soler	Nicole (Wong) Bell	Fortunato	Monica Garcia	Owens
Relief Pitchers				Infielders
Ericka Padilla (On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)	Perez	Ring	Schmoll	Morgan Keppinger
Infielders
Mio Matsui (On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[Gwreck]

Dave O'Brien mentioned today on the ESPN broadcast that Xaiver Nady VI is engaged. No mention of the Nady Lady's first name though.

[Elster88]

Pedro's woman is cute.

](On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

Hehe. All kinds of jokes come to mind, but kids might be wander into this thread.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Promoted	Demoted
Relief Pitchers	Outfielders
Wanda Feliciano	Diaz

OK, we have our first wifey transaction.

I'll try to make a fiance� icon for the future Ms. Nady.

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Megan Bannister	Christine Glavine	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Sarah Trachsel	Zambrano
Relief Pitchers
Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio	Melissa Oliver
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Sanchez	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Hernandez	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward
Infielders	Outfielders
Wright	Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Mystery Nady Fiance�

Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Humber	Iriki	Lindstrom	Maine	Jackie Brown (Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
Ana Laura Soler	Nicole (Wong) Bell	Fortunato	Monica Garcia	Owens
Relief Pitchers				Infielders
Ericka Padilla (On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)	Perez	Ring	Schmoll	Morgan Keppinger
Infielders	Outfielders
Mio Matsui (On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)	Diaz

[Frayed Knot]

Wanda Feliciano needs a shave

[Guest Edgy DC]

Big d'oh.

Will you permit an editing?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Designated for Assignment

Starting Pitchers

Iriki

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Megan Bannister	Christine Glavine	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Sarah Trachsel	Zambrano
Relief Pitchers
Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio	Melissa Oliver
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Sanchez	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Hernandez	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward
Infielders	Outfielders
Wright	Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Mystery Nady Fiance�

Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Humber	Lindstrom	Maine	Jackie Brown (Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)	Ana Laura Soler
Relief Pitchers
Nicole (Wong) Bell	Fortunato	Monica Garcia	Owens	Ericka Padilla (On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)
Relief Pitchers				Infielders
Perez	Ring	Schmoll	Morgan Keppinger	Mio Matsui (On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)
Infielders
Diaz

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

The future Mrs. Nady remains an unsolved mystery.

However, a profile in Newsday mentioned the two are sharing an upper East side apartment, so be on the lookout.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Disabled		Recalled	Reactivated
Starting Pitchers	Infielders	Infielders	Outfielders
Megan Bannister	Hernandez	Mio Matsui (On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)	Diaz

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Melissa Oliver	Sarah Trachsel	Zambrano
Relief Pitchers
Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio	Sanchez
Relief Pitchers	Catchers		Infielders
Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)	Rosa Franco
Infielders
Mio Matsui (On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Diaz	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Mystery Nady Fiance�

Others on the 40-Wife Roster

Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister (On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[stevejrogers]

Uh looks like Pedro Feliciano is a little confused right now!

[Guest Edgy DC]

Sorry. All fixed.

Find me a shot of Megan Bannister.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Catching up here.

May 1. Promoted Demoted Starting Pitchers Infielders Jennifer Maine Diaz	May 6. Promoted Transferred to 15-Day Disabled Wifey List Starting Pitchers Starting Pitchers Fortunato Jennifer Maine	May 7. Added to Major League Roster and Promoted Transferred to 60-Day No-Wifey Disabled List Starting Pitchers Melissa Lima Zambrano
May 9. Promoted Demoted Relief Pitchers Nicole (Wong) Bell Fortunato	May 12. Added to Major League Roster and Promoted Demoted Starting Pitchers Relief Pitchers Maria Gonzalez Nicole (Wong) Bell	May 13. Transferred to the 60-Day Non-Wifey Disabled List Starting Pitchers Fortunato
May 20. Promoted Designated for Wifey Assignment Relief Pitchers Starting Pitchers Monica Garcia Melissa Lima

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers				Relief Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Maria Gonzalez	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Sarah Trachsel	Jenny Bradford
Relief Pitchers
Wanda Feliciano	Monica Garcia	Kerri Heilman	Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio	Melissa Oliver
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Sanchez	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Mio Matsui	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward
Infielders	Outfielders
Wright	Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Mystery Nady Fiance�

Others on the 40-Wife Roster

Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister (On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[nymr83]

what are we going to do when milledge comes up? show a blotted out picture of his alledged rape victim?
(excuse me if this wasn't milledge and i've got the wrong guy)