Wifey Watch 2006

[metsmarathon]

=nymr83]what are we going to do when milledge comes up? show a blotted out picture of his alledged rape victim? (excuse me if this wasn't milledge and i've got the wrong guy)

hahaha. statutory rape allegations. always funny.


(dontcha just hate when these type posts lead off pages? i sure do)

[Guest Edgy DC]

Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio joins the handful of known wifeys to escape unphotographed.

Promoted from Norfolk	Traded to Arizona	Acquired from Arizona and Awaiting Activation	Released
Relief Pitchers	Relief Pitchers	Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
Nicole (Wong) Bell	Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio	Norris Bosch (Hernandez)	Fortunato

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Maria Gonzalez	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Ana Laura Soler	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Nicole (Wong) Bell	Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Melissa Oliver
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Sanchez	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Mio Matsui	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward
Infielders	Outfielders
Wright	Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Mystery Nady Fiance�

Others on the 40-Wife Roster

Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister (On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[Guest Edgy DC]

Added to Roster	Designated for Assignment
Starting Pitchers	Starting Pitchers
Norris Bosch (Hernandez)	Maria Gonzalez

Norris Bosch joins the party, perhaps a little overdressed in her gold lam�. Seven silhouettes remain on the roster.

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Norris Bosch (Hernandez)	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Ana Laura Soler	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Nicole (Wong) Bell	Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Melissa Oliver
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Sanchez	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Mio Matsui	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward
Infielders	Outfielders
Wright	Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Mystery Nady Fiance�

Others on the 40-Wife Roster

Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister (On 15-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[Guest OlerudOwned]

Mrs. Bosch looks like a Power Ranger with that on.

[Gwreck]

That's Chelley Williams in the middle.
(Nicole Vogelsong on the left, Emily Wells on the right)

[Guest Edgy DC]

Wow, landing a photo a non-roster player.

[Gwreck]

We don't want to be unprepared if Chelly makes it to the 25-wife roster!

[soupcan]

="Gwreck"] That's Chelley Williams in the middle. (Nicole Vogelsong on the left, Emily Wells on the right)

Nice tat Nicole.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Someone go find a photo of Marisol Marrero.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Added to Roster	Disabled	Promoted from Norfolk	Acquired from Colorado	Belatedly Added to 40-Wife Roster
Outfielders		Infielders	Outfielders	Starting Pitchers	Starting Pitchers
Mystery Nady Fiance�	Milledge	Mio Matsui	Marisol Marrero	Chelley Williams	Shelly Adams

Nothiing on Marisol yet.

We say it's sad when a player departs, but it's usually more of an intellectual sadness. Yet here I am as I consign Mio's picture and I'm genuinely depressed.

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Norris Bosch (Hernandez)	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Ana Laura Soler	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Nicole (Wong) Bell	Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Melissa Oliver
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Sanchez	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Chavez	Marisol Marrero	Milledge

Others on the 40-Wife Roster

Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister (On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[Guest Edgy DC]

Disabled	Activated from DL
Outfielders
Maryanne Manning	Mystery Nady Fiance�

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Norris Bosch (Hernandez)	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Ana Laura Soler	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Nicole (Wong) Bell	Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Melissa Oliver
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Sanchez	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Marisol Marrero	Milledge	Mystery Nady Fiance�

Others on the 40-Wife Roster

Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister (On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[Gwreck]

Did anyone catch the all-star red carpet show? Mrs. Glavine was seen briefly, but I missed most of it and didn't see Mrs. LoDuca or Mrs. Beltran.

NY Times article today notes that Reyes has a girlfriend that he is living with.

[Elster88]

Wow, the Wifey Chart could use an update.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yeah, it could.

Not my best coupla weeks recently. Sorry.

[Elster88]

You better be sorry. Do some work around here for once.





Hopefully it's obvious that I'm kidding.

[MFS62]

I just noticed the Wagner wife's maiden name.
I wonder if she's going to teach him to throw sidearm? (OK, so its close)

Later

[Guest Edgy DC]

A recent article posted around hereparts had the name of Reyes's domestic she-partner. Did anyone get that?

[MFS62]

Edgy DC wrote: A recent article posted around hereparts had the name of Reyes's domestic she-partner. Did anyone get that?

I Googled "Jose Reyes" plus "girlfriend" and found nothing about our Jose's friend's name. But there apparently a soccer player in England with the same name and there were a few refenrences to his girlfriend's name.
Sorry, I gave it a try.

Later

[Guest Iubitul]

Everytime I read this thread, I feel the need to take a shower...

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Iubitul wrote: Everytime I read this thread, I feel the need to take a shower...

Come on - you hang out at seedier places than this.

[Guest Iubitul]

ScarletKnight41 wrote: ="Iubitul"]Everytime I read this thread, I feel the need to take a shower... Come on - you hang out at seedier places than this.

I've been taking a lot of showers lately...

[Guest Edgy DC]

]Everytime I read this thread, I feel the need to take a shower...

Well, in my defense, I've only used PG photos of wimmens, and only published names that have been released through other publicity. It's not like we're peeking through keyholes and listening up chimneys here.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

FWIW, I find this thread to be mild.

[Gwreck]

The Post reported that Reyes' daughter is named Katerine and has the same name as her mother (who is Reyes' live-in girlfriend).

[Guest Edgy DC]

Bingo. Thanky.

[Guest Edgy DC]

June 28th:

Activated from Extended Spring Training and Assigned to St. Lucie

Starting Pitchers

Humber

June 30th:

Activated from 15-Day DL	Optioned to Norfolk
Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Milledge

July 3rd:

Recalled from Norfolk	Optioned to Norfolk
Starting Pitchers
Jennifer Maine	Ana Laura Soler

July 4th:

Purchased from Norfolk and Activated	Designated for Assignment	Optioned to Norfolk
Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
Melissa Lima	Chelly Adams	Nicole (Wong) Bell (Norfolk)

July 6th:

Assinged to 15-Day DL	Recalled from Binghamton
Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
Carolina Cruz (Martinez) (On 15-Day Wifey Disabled List)	Owens

July 7th:

Recalled from Binghamton	Designated for Assignment
Starting Pitchers
Jackie Brown (Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)	Melissa Lima

July 14th, Bastille Day:

Partial ID

Infielders

Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Norris Bosch (Hernandez)	Jennifer Maine	Jackie Brown (Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Melissa Oliver	Owens
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Sanchez	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Marisol Marrero	Mystery Nady Fiance�

Others on the 40-Wife Roster

Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister (On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[Guest Edgy DC]

July 20th:

Acqquired from Kansas City	Traded to Kansas City
Infielders
Gotay	Morgan Keppinger

Disappointingly, Morgan Keppinger becomes the latest spouse to leave Metland unphotographed. Take care of Def Jeff, as well as that one-month-old, Morgan.

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Norris Bosch (Hernandez)	Jennifer Maine	Jackie Brown (Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Melissa Oliver	Owens
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Sanchez	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Marisol Marrero	Mystery Nady Fiance�

Others on the 40-Wife Roster

Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister (On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[HahnSolo]

Show of hands: is "woman" the first thing you think when you hear the name "Norris Bosch"?

[Guest Edgy DC]

I think of freaky artist Hieronymous Bosch first:



and Walker, Texas Ranger second.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

I think of German-made power tools