Wifey Watch 2006

[Guest Edgy DC]

Well, then, go find a better.

It's takes a consarned village, you know.

[Guest GYC]

Nevermind...

[Guest Edgy DC]

Update on the Greenwich Beach confilct. Apparently, they've been called, "self-centered individuals of privilege." Can't have that in Greenwich!

[Willets Point]

I used to live a little over a mile from Tod's Point beach (officially Greenwich Point). Being from Stamford (aka the great unwashed hoi polloi) I couldn't get a beach permit, but it was pretty damn easy to sneak in.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Ana Laura Soler. Tiny, bad shot.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Cleared Waivers	Signed Away by Diamond-backs	Image Upgrade
Outfielders	Relief Pitchers	Starting Pitchers
Redman	Wilquidia Heredia	Ana Laura Soler

The mysterious and awkwardly named Wilquidia Heredia escapes Metville with no known photographs.

Meanwhile, a hearty welcome to America to Ana Laura Soler and Alain, Jr.

High fives all around.

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Kerri Heilman	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Sarah Trachsel	Zambrano
Relief Pitchers
Jenny Bradford	Iriki	Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio	Ericka Padilla	Carrie Sanchez
Relief Pitchers	Catchers		Infielders
Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.charlenelockwood.com/Images/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)	Rosa Franco
Infielders
Mio Matsui	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Diaz	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Nady Lady

Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers				Relief Pitchers
Bannister	Humber	Lindstrom	Jackie Brown (Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)	Nicole (Wong) Bell
Relief Pitchers
Fortunato	Garcia	Maine	Owens	Perez
Relief Pitchers			Infielders
Ring	Schmoll	Wylie	Hernandez	Keppinger

Also in Wifey Camp
Starting Pitchers			Relief Pitchers
Melissa Oliver	Scobie	Ana Laura Soler	Wanda Feliciano	Gonzalez
Relief Pitchers
Lavigne	Parra	Jennifer Perisho	Santiago	Lisa Venafro
Catchers
Butera	Clements	Gina Estalella	Flores	Hathaway
Catchers			Infielders
Shay (Unterreiner) Hietpas	http://irisharts.org/Images/question-mark.gif S. Martinez	Wilson	Suzi Boone	Harper

[Guest Edgy DC]

Invited to Wifey Camp	Signed Away by Swallows
Infielders	Relief Pitchers
Abreu	Maki Takatsu

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Kerri Heilman	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Sarah Trachsel	Zambrano
Relief Pitchers
Jenny Bradford	Iriki	Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio	Ericka Padilla	Carrie Sanchez
Relief Pitchers	Catchers		Infielders
Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.charlenelockwood.com/Images/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)	Rosa Franco
Infielders
Mio Matsui	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Diaz	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Nady Lady

Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers				Relief Pitchers
Bannister	Humber	Lindstrom	Jackie Brown (Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)	Nicole (Wong) Bell
Relief Pitchers
Fortunato	Garcia	Maine	Owens	Perez
Relief Pitchers			Infielders
Ring	Schmoll	Wylie	Hernandez	Keppinger

Also in Wifey Camp
Starting Pitchers			Relief Pitchers
Melissa Oliver	Scobie	Ana Laura Soler	Wanda Feliciano	Gonzalez
Relief Pitchers
Lavigne	Parra	Jennifer Perisho	Santiago	Lisa Venafro
Catchers
Butera	Clements	Gina Estalella	Flores	Hathaway
Catchers			Infielders
Shay (Unterreiner) Hietpas	http://irisharts.org/Images/question-mark.gif S. Martinez	Wilson	Abreu	Suzi Boone

[Guest Edgy DC]

Signed to a Minor-League Deal

Starting Pitchers

Melissa Lima

"Melissa," it's the new "Jennifer."

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Kerri Heilman	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Sarah Trachsel	Zambrano
Relief Pitchers
Jenny Bradford	Iriki	Tewuy (Iriarte) Julio	Ericka Padilla	Carrie Sanchez
Relief Pitchers	Catchers		Infielders
Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.charlenelockwood.com/Images/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)	Rosa Franco
Infielders
Mio Matsui	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Diaz	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Nady Lady

Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers				Relief Pitchers
Bannister	Humber	Lindstrom	Jackie Brown (Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)	Nicole (Wong) Bell
Relief Pitchers
Fortunato	Garcia	Maine	Owens	Perez
Relief Pitchers			Infielders
Ring	Schmoll	Wylie	Hernandez	Keppinger

Also in Wifey Camp
Starting Pitchers				Relief Pitchers
Melissa Lima	Melissa Oliver	Scobie	Ana Laura Soler	Wanda Feliciano
Relief Pitchers
Gonzalez	Lavigne	Parra	Jennifer Perisho	Santiago
Relief Pitchers	Catchers
Lisa Venafro	Butera	Clements	Gina Estalella	Flores
Catchers				Infielders
Hathaway	Shay (Unterreiner) Hietpas	http://irisharts.org/Images/question-mark.gif S. Martinez	Wilson	Abreu

[Zvon]

Is it just me or does Kerri Heilman look just like Katie Holmes?

Here,...lemme bring
one eyebrow down.

see^

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

[soupcan]

OE: Sorry Yancy - couldn't resist.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

lol

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

That's from the hard-to-get update set!

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Anna Benson and the term "hard to get" should never be used in the same sentence.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Wow. More keepers today.

Still, the wifey silhouette should be kept in the family.

http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/MysteryWife2.gif

[nymr83]

Zvon wrote: Is it just me or does Kerri Heilman look just like Katie Holmes?

i didnt see it, but i'm definetaly a big fan of both.

[Guest Wild Duck]

I guess we upgraded from Anna to Melissa. A lot of folks are hoping her hubby, Jose, makes the team.

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

That tit is considerably bigger than her kid's head.

I'm just saying.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I'll do a photo update later, although my computer at home is acting slow and mean.

Meanwhile, Anna Benson has gotten in a war of words with James Brady, of all people, whose opposition to guns she claims to find frightening. "I think that it is ridiculous that I am not allowed to protect myself in my private NY apartment because people like Jim Brady want to remove potential crime guns from the market."

I think that came out before the vice president shot a guy. I'm not sure.

Also, Kim Shamsky is preparing to release the book Sham on You reveailing details and detailing revelations on her marriage to Art. Her co-author is the same cat who co-wrote Sham's book on the 1969 Mets (he also apparently had a falling out with Art) and it promises to be a shocking read for all nine people who buy it.

[Guest Giant Squidlike Creature]

Bump.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Thanks. I moved all the photos to a different server. I'll update over the next few days.

[Zvon]

="Edgy DC"]I'll do a photo update later, although my computer at home is acting slow and mean. Meanwhile, Anna Benson has gotten in a war of words with James Brady, of all people, whose opposition to guns she claims to find frightening. "I think that it is ridiculous that I am not allowed to protect myself in my private NY apartment because people like Jim Brady want to remove potential crime guns from the market." I think that came out before the vice president shot a guy. I'm not sure. Also, Kim Shamsky is preparing to release the book Sham on You reveailing details and detailing revelations on her marriage to Art. Her co-author is the same cat who co-wrote Sham's book on the 1969 Mets (he also apparently had a falling out with Art) and it promises to be a shocking read for all nine people who buy it.

people like Jim Brady

I guess shes referring to people who have been shot in the head.

it promises to be a shocking read for all nine people who buy it.

lmao.
Does she think people care?!?

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

A tell-all book about Art Shamsky. Unbelievable. It's not like the Shamsky divorce has generated as much attention as the Jennifer Aniston-Brad Seed breakup.

[Elster88]

]Meanwhile, Anna Benson has gotten in a war of words with James Brady, of all people, whose opposition to guns she claims to find frightening.

War of words? Really? Are you expecting Brady to respond?

[Gwreck]

Megan Bannister
Monica Garcia
Jennifer Maine
Joenllerly Perez
Morgan Keppinger
Maria Gonzalez
Michelle LaVigne
Josefina Parra
Indhira Martinez
Doris Tejeda
Crystal Self

(thanks, Media Guide)

[Guest Edgy DC]

Excellent!

I'm still bidding on my 2006 media guide.

Doris Tejeda replaces Doris Aybar, thus proving the New York Mets Law of Conservation of Doris.

[Gwreck]

I should add a P.S. that anyone not on that list who you didn't already have is confirmed single.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Gwreck wrote: Megan Bannister Monica Garcia Jennifer Maine Joenllerly Perez Morgan Keppinger Maria Gonzalez Michelle LaVigne Josefina Parra Indhira Martinez Doris Tejeda Crystal Self (thanks, Media Guide)

You can have a blind date with any of these women. You don't know what they look like, you can only judge by their name.

Who do you choose?

I'm torn between Jennifer Maine and Maria Gonzalez.

I wonder how frequently they urinate?

[MFS62]

]Who do you choose?

You're kidding. Y'mean the name Crystal Self isn't rife with promise?

Later

[Guest Edgy DC]

Everybody grab a name and a browser and find an image.

I'm coming up empty on Megan Bannister. But Brian being a photographer, she can't hide forever.