Wifey Watch 2006

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

That's a great web page.

I wonder if Padilla teaches the value of removing his hat before he gets to the dugout.

Man had a 282 ERA+ last year.

[Guest Edgy DC]

We talk about "rest of the bullpen." We should be talking about the Padilla and Heilman being invulnerable in the second half last year.

[Guest Edgy DC]

An enterprising Met fan/web programmer would do well to send her a free re-design.

[patchyfogg]

I loved Shay Hietpas in both Ladybugs and Sidekicks.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Funny thing is that she is a soccer player.

Jonathan Brandis. Disturbing subject. The guy's got dozens, if not hundreds, of tribute sites. He's like the King of Angelfire.

	http://www.starboy.de/JonathanBrandis/ac/job180.jpg
Shay	Jonathan

[patchyfogg]

http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200512/200512260023.html


Umm, is Jae looking a little fat these days?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Demoted		Not Actually...
Relief Pitchers	Outfielders	Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
Fortunato	Redwoman	Lee Joo-Hyun (Seo)	Heilman
Signed	Added (to 40 and 25	But Rather...
Outfielders	Infielders	Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
Chavez	Ilka Valentin	Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)	Ms. Heilman
Non-Tendered
Relief Pitchers	Outfielders
Yates	Lydon

Great work. That shows the type of Wifey Watch dedication I'm looking for

It's that kind of resolve that's going to find out something about the mysterious Ms. Heilman for me, and is going to find for me a front-on picture of Lee Ju-Hyun.

And do we have a better shot of Betzaida?

Forgive the business of this update. I had negelected the last two.

Starting Pitchers
Anna Benson	Christine Glavine	Martinez	Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Nicole (Wong) Bell	Hamulack	Ms. Heilman	Ericka Padilla	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief Pitchers	Catchers		Infielders
Zambrano	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.charlenelockwood.com/Images/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)	Rosa Franco
Infielders
Mio Matsui	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Diaz	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Nady Lady

Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers			Relief Pitchers
Bannister	Humber	Lindstrom	Fortunato	Garcia
Relief Pitchers				Infielders
Owens	Perez	Ring	Baldiris	Hernandez
Infielders		Outfielders
Keppinger	Self	Pagan	Redwoman

Also in Wifey Camp
Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
http://irisharts.org/Images/question-mark.gif Soler	Feliciano	Melissa Oliver	Parra	http://irisharts.org/Images/question-mark.gif Perisho

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Heilman is not a bachelor. I remember stories about he and his bride visiting New York on their honeymoon.

On Edit - the 2003 Mets Media Guide says that his wife's name is Kerri.

On Further Edit - I found the story here -

]Congratulations to pitching prospect Aaron Heilman, who married his college sweetheart, Kerri, at the basilica at the Notre Dame campus on December 14. The Heilmans honeymooned in New York City.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yes, I tried to state that he is not, in fact, single.

Thanks for the name.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

You're very welcome

[Guest Edgy DC]

Not Actually...

Relief Pitchers

Ms. Heilman

But Rather...

Relief Pitchers

Kerri Heilman

I'm unable to find shots of Kerri so far but I did find this.

Starting Pitchers
Anna Benson	Christine Glavine	Martinez	Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Nicole (Wong) Bell	Hamulack	Kerri Heilman	Ericka Padilla	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief Pitchers	Catchers		Infielders
Zambrano	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.charlenelockwood.com/Images/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)	Rosa Franco
Infielders
Mio Matsui	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Diaz	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Nady Lady

Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers			Relief Pitchers
Bannister	Humber	Lindstrom	Fortunato	Garcia
Relief Pitchers				Infielders
Owens	Perez	Ring	Baldiris	Hernandez
Infielders		Outfielders
Keppinger	Self	Pagan	Redwoman

Also in Wifey Camp
Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
http://irisharts.org/Images/question-mark.gif Soler	Feliciano	Melissa Oliver	Parra	http://irisharts.org/Images/question-mark.gif Perisho

[patchyfogg]

As a Notre Dame grad, I have Mr. Heilman's e-mail in our latest Alumni Directory if we ever need to resort to that. Maybe I'll book him for the show first, though.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Invite him by.

Don't make any Jonathan Brandis cracks about his wife, though.

[seawolf17]

Nice work, Edgy. Looks like the Heilmans had some wedding photos posted on seemesmile.com, but they're lost to the ages, as it looks like that site is no more.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Can they be retrieved from the Wayback Machine?

[seawolf17]

I tried, but there are about eight million Wayback hits for that site.

[Guest Edgy DC]

This may be a job for the Obsessive Side of Valadius.

OK, this is what I got. Of the 25 guys on the projected roster, we have the status of 22 guys (Hamulack, Zambrano, and Diaz being the exceptions). That�s 88%.

Of the 22 guys we have the status of, 18 are married (or otherwise attached through an engagement or long-time relationship) and four are unwed. Of those 18, we have the names of 17 of their significant others (the Nady fianc� being our lone outlier). That�s a wonderful 94.4%.

Of the S.O.�s we�ve identified by name, we have photo evidence (of one quality or another) for 11 of the known 17. That�s 64.7%, which drops to 61.1% if we count the unknown Nady Lady. We can do better here.

Friends, start Googling.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Perhaps it would be easier to focus on one subject at a time.

Edgy - decide on the number one Crane Pool Forum Most Wanted subject and then send us a googling. If we're all focused on the same person, I'm sure we'll find something quickly. Then we can move on to the next one.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Most wanted stati, in order:

1. Zambrano


2. Diaz


3. Hamulack

Most wanted names, in order:

1. The future Ms.Nady


2. The potential Ms.Zambrano, should she exist


3. The potential Ms. Diaz, should she exist


4. The potential Ms. Hamulack, should she exist

Most wanted faces, in order:

1. Sarah Trachsel


2. Kerri Heilman


3. Nicole (Wong) Bell


4. Ericka Padilla


5. Brenda Castro


6. Rosa Franco


7. The future Ms.Nady


8. The potential Ms.Zambrano, should she exist


9. The potential Ms. Diaz, should she exist


10. The potential Ms. Hamulack, should she exist

Most wanted photo upgrades, in order:

1. Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)


2. Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward


3. Ilka Valentin


4. Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)


5. Maryanne Manning (Floyd)


6. Sonia Lo Duca


7. Jessica Lugo (Beltran)


8. Christine Glavine


9. Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

[patchyfogg]

So, am I to understand that finding the Zambrano one may take more than 15 minutes?

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Does anyone own a 2005 Mets media guide? That might solve some of the status questions.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

I was thinking the same thing, Scarlett.

I have one at home. I'll try to remember to take a peek this evening.

[MFS62]

Add Jae to the list of married guys.
But we'll have to find a different picture:

http://english.chosun.com/w21data/html/news/200512/200512260023.html

Later

[Guest Edgy DC]

Not Actually...	But Rather...
Relief Pitchers
Perisho	Jennifer Perisho

We have an upgrade among the N.R.I.'s.

In fact, I thought we had already identified Matt's wife as a Jennifer. It's almost as if we can pretty savely use "Jennifer" as an all-purpose assumed name for all unknowns. It's so hard finding such wimmens. If theMets would all marry women with unusual names like "Betzaida," this would be cake.

Starting Pitchers
Anna Benson	Christine Glavine	Martinez	Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Nicole (Wong) Bell	Hamulack	Kerri Heilman	Ericka Padilla	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief Pitchers	Catchers		Infielders
Zambrano	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.charlenelockwood.com/Images/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)	Rosa Franco
Infielders
Mio Matsui	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Diaz	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Nady Lady

Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers			Relief Pitchers
Bannister	Humber	Lindstrom	Fortunato	Garcia
Relief Pitchers				Infielders
Owens	Perez	Ring	Baldiris	Hernandez
Infielders		Outfielders
Keppinger	Self	Pagan	Redwoman

Also in Wifey Camp
Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
http://irisharts.org/Images/question-mark.gif Soler	Feliciano	Melissa Oliver	Parra	Jennifer Perisho

[Guest Edgy DC]

Betzaida wore a tiara:



Write to Carlos and Betzaida at their non-profit.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Not Actually...
Relief Pitchers		Outfielders
Hamulack	Zambrano	Diaz
But Rather...
Relief Pitchers		Outfielders
Hamulack	Zambrano	Diaz

I am moved to distraction. A simple check of the media guide (and duh!) confirms our last three mystery men are unspoken for.

Ladies, what are you waiting for!? Have you not seen Tim Hamulack's ears? Do you not want his last name to be your'n?

Starting Pitchers
Anna Benson	Christine Glavine	Martinez	Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Nicole (Wong) Bell	Hamulack	Kerri Heilman	Ericka Padilla	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief Pitchers	Catchers		Infielders
Zambrano	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.charlenelockwood.com/Images/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)	Rosa Franco
Infielders
Mio Matsui	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Diaz	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Nady Lady

Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers			Relief Pitchers
Bannister	Humber	Lindstrom	Fortunato	Garcia
Relief Pitchers				Infielders
Owens	Perez	Ring	Baldiris	Hernandez
Infielders		Outfielders
Keppinger	Self	Pagan	Redwoman

Also in Wifey Camp
Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
http://irisharts.org/Images/question-mark.gif Soler	Feliciano	Melissa Oliver	Parra	Jennifer Perisho

[Guest Edgy DC]

And that media guide thingie clears up a lot of the stati of our the peeps on our 40-Wife Roster, but not on the 25.

Not Actually...
Starting Pitchers		Relief Pitchers	Infielders			Outfielders
Humber	Lindstrom	Fortunato	Baldiris	Hernandez	Keppinger	Pagan
But Rather...
Starting Pitchers		Relief Pitchers	Infielders			Outfielders
Humber	Lindstrom	Fortunato	Chiqui Baldiris	Hernandez	Keppinger	Pagan

Chiqui looks a little ominously surrounded there, doesn't she?

Starting Pitchers
Anna Benson	Christine Glavine	Martinez	Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Nicole (Wong) Bell	Hamulack	Kerri Heilman	Ericka Padilla	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner
Relief Pitchers	Catchers		Infielders
Zambrano	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.charlenelockwood.com/Images/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)	Rosa Franco
Infielders
Mio Matsui	Reyes	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Diaz	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Nady Lady

Others on the 40-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers			Relief Pitchers
Bannister	Humber	Lindstrom	Fortunato	Garcia
Relief Pitchers			Infielders
Owens	Perez	Ring	Chiqui Baldiris	Hernandez
Infielders		Outfielders
Keppinger	Self	Pagan	Redwoman

Also in Wifey Camp
Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
http://irisharts.org/Images/question-mark.gif Soler	Feliciano	Melissa Oliver	Parra	Jennifer Perisho

[Guest Edgy DC]

Funny that the guide and other sources already had Seo married.

Top-Ten Most-Wanted Stati:

1. Ring


2. Self


3. Bannister


4. Garcia


5. Perez


6. Owens


7. Feliciano


8. Parra


9. Soler


10. S. Martinez

Top-Ten Most-Wanted Names:

1. The future Ms.Nady


2. The Potential Ms. Ring, Should She Exist


3. The Potential Ms. Self, Should She Exist


4. The Potential Ms. Bannister, Should She Exist


5. The Potential Ms. Garcia, Should She Exist


6. The Potential Ms. Perez, Should She Exist


7. The Potential Ms. Owens, Should She Exist


8. The Potential Ms. Feliciano, Should She Exist


9. The Potential Ms. Parra, Should She Exist


10. The Potential Ms. Soler, Should She Exist

Top-Ten Most-Wanted Faces:

1. Sarah Trachsel


2. Kerri Heilman


3. Nicole (Wong) Bell


4. Ericka Padilla


5. Brenda Castro


6. Rosa Franco


7. The future Ms.Nady


8. The Potential Ms. Ring, Should Se Exist


9. The Potential Ms. Self, Should Se Exist


10. The Potential Ms. Bannister, Should Se Exist

Top-Nine Most-Wanted Photo Upgrades:

1. Lee Ju-Hyun (Seo)


2. Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward


3. Ilka Valentin


4. Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)


5. Maryanne Manning (Floyd)


6. Sonia Lo Duca


7. Jessica Lugo (Beltran)


8. Christine Glavine


9. Sarah Quesenberry Wagner

[Elster88]

I like the new bachelor icon. Very well done.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Iconography upgrade conceived and executed by our own Zvon.