Wifey Watch 2006

[soupcan]

Dishwashers.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Most wanted wifeys and partners:

Sarah Trachsel
Wanda Feliciano
Brenda Castro
Rosa Franco
Jenny Bradford
Melissa Oliver
Jennifer Maine
Marisol Marerro
Nady Fianc�
Katerine Whatshername
Megan Bannister

There�s probably a better picture of:

Betzaida Garcia
Ericka Padilla

[HahnSolo]

I certainly hope there's a better picture of Valentin's wife somewhere.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

I haven't looked at these pictures in a while. Mrs. Glavine is awfully cute.

You wouldn't think a guy with no teeth would have such a cute wife.

[Guest Edgy DC]

HahnSolo wrote: I certainly hope there's a better picture of Valentin's wife somewhere.

Sure, put that on the list, but I feel pretty fortunate that I found that one.

It came from a great WW page.

[Guest Edgy DC]

A perfectly passable family shot including Ilka Valentin was hurt by my cropping and enlarging. Maryanne Manning was similarly disrespected. Add them both to the list.

[Guest Edgy DC]

By the way, while checking to see if Ruben Gotay had a wife, I hit upon his entry in Wikipedia. They already had him listed as Mets property an hour after the trade was announced.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

If a guy named "Ruben" can get a wife, then there's hope for just about everybody.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Yancy Street Gang wrote: I haven't looked at these pictures in a while. Mrs. Glavine is awfully cute. You wouldn't think a guy with no teeth would have such a cute wife.

I do believe Christine is Tom 's 2nd wife. It's possible his first one was a real woofer.

[MFS62]

Johnny Dickshot wrote: I do believe Christine is Tom 's 2nd wife. It's possible his first one was a real woofer.

Maybe Larry told him to shop at Hooters.

Later

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Johnny Dickshot wrote: I do believe Christine is Tom 's 2nd wife. It's possible his first one was a real woofer.

JD is correct. They each have a child from their first marriage, plus two kids together.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Was my insensitively phrased description of the first Mrs. Glavine's face accurate? That's what Wifey Watch wants to know.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Johnny Dickshot wrote: Was my insensitively phrased description of the first Mrs. Glavine's face accurate? That's what Wifey Watch wants to know.

I was able to find this picture of the original Mrs. Glavine:

[seawolf17]

Curt Schilling: Say, Tom, you ever check out any of the Mets internet boards? They're a lot of fun.
Tom Glavine: Nah, never thought to.
Curt: Oh, you gotta check it out. Look; here's the Crane Pool Forum. Looks Met-related.
Tom: "Wifey Watch"? What the...
Curt: Ouch.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

I don't know, the first Mrs. Glavine would be kinda cute if she wiped off those eye boogers.

[Guest Edgy DC]

July 20th:

Optioned to Norfolk	Activated from Disabled Wifey List
Relief Pitchers	Starting Pitchers
Nicole (Wong) Bell	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Norris Bosch (Hernandez)	Jennifer Maine	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Jackie Brown (Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)
Standing Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
Sarah Trachsel	Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Melissa Oliver
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Sanchez	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Marisol Marrero	Mystery Nady Fiance�

Others on the 40-Wife Roster

Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister (On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[Gwreck]

Ivonne Hernandez

Perez is single.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Ivonne is already established.

[Guest Edgy DC]

July 31st:

Assigned to 15-Day No-Wifey Disabled List	Traded to Pittsburgh	Acquired from Pittsburgh	Acquired from Pittsburgh and Assigned to Norfolk	Promoted from Norfolk
Relief Pitchers	Outfielders	Relief Pitchers	Starting Pitchers	Outfielders
Sanchez	Mystery NadyLady Fiance�	Ivonne Hernandez	Perez	Milledge

August 2nd

Optioned to Norfolk	Recalled from Norfolk
Starting Pitchers	Relief Pitchers
Jackie Brown (Last Known Paramour of Mike Pelfrey)	Ring

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Norris Bosch (Hernandez)	Jennifer Maine	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Ivonne Hernandez	Melissa Oliver
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Ring	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Brenda Castro	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Marisol Marrero	Milledge

Others on the 40-Wife Roster

Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister (On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[Gwreck]

Still got Morgan Keppinger on that roster.

Gotay is single.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Fix't.

Introduce him to somebody.

[Guest Edgy DC]

August 5th

Placed on 15-Day Wifey Disabled List	Added to Roster and Recalled from Norfolk
Catchers
Brenda Castro	Tish DiFelice

"My husband Michael first introduced me to LASIK surgery. I did some research on the procedure and decided to get a consultation to see if I was even a candidate.

When I went to Dr. Knauf�s office at Eye Site, I was amazed at all the tests the staff does on your eyes to make sure you are able to proceed. After the tests were administered, Dr. Knauf examined me. I felt very comfortable with him. He answered my plethora of questions and said I was a perfect candidate for the procedure.

The day of my surgery, I was a little nervous. After all, you only get two eyes in your lifetime and the last thing you want to do is injure them in any way. Dr. Knauf came in and told me about the procedure. It seemed simple enough, and it was. The whole operation was about ten minutes and I could already see better immediately after.

Later that evening, I was seeing 20/15. I cannot tell you what a blessing it is to be able to see so perfectly without glasses. We have a seven-month old daughter, and when she wakes in the night it is so great not to have to find my glasses. I can go to the beach and not worry about the sand in my eyes. I can even open my eyes under water, something I have never been able to do. I can drive better and read signs further away. When I travel, I do not have to lug around three different bottles of solution and an extra pair of contacts. The list goes on and on.

For me, LASIK surgery was well worth the painless, ten minute surgery to permanently correct my vision. "

� Tish DiFelice, wife of professional baseball player

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Norris Bosch (Hernandez)	Jennifer Maine	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Ivonne Hernandez	Melissa Oliver
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Ring	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Tish DiFelice	Sonia Lo Duca	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Marisol Marrero	Milledge

Others on the 40-Wife Roster

Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister (On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[MFS62]

According to the story in today's NY Post, we may not feel too bad that we don't have a pic of Mrs. DeFelice. The paper says he was unfailthful , so a divorce may be in the near future.

EDIT: JUst saw the other thread.
Sorry for the dupe.
Later

[Guest Edgy DC]

DiFelice?

[Guest Edgy DC]

August 7th

Upgraded Photo and Downgraded Status
Catchers
Sonia Lo Duca	Sonia Lo Duca (Pending)

Twenty-Five-Wife Roster
Starting Pitchers
Christine Glavine	Norris Bosch (Hernandez)	Jennifer Maine	Carolina Cruz (Martinez)	Sarah Trachsel
Relief Pitchers
Jenny Bradford	Wanda Feliciano	Kerri Heilman	Ivonne Hernandez	Melissa Oliver
Relief Pitchers		Catchers		Infielders
Ring	Sarah Quesenberry Wagner	Tish DiFelice	Sonia Lo Duca (Pending)	http://www.getalifealready.com/cpf/Wives/BetzaidaGarciaDelgadotoBe.jpg Betzaida Garcia (Delgado)
Infielders
Rosa Franco	Katerine (Domestic Partner of Jose Reyes)	Ilka Valentin	Erin (McCaffrey) Woodward	Wright
Outfielders
Jessica Lugo (Beltran)	Chavez	Maryanne Manning (Floyd)	Marisol Marrero	Milledge

Others on the 40-Wife Roster

Starting Pitchers

Megan Bannister (On 60-Day Disabled Wifey List)

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

When this thing gets done, an image for Divorcee:

[soupcan]

Well done Mr. Dickshot, well done.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Excellent.

But I'm hoping it doesn't get done, and --- more like Felix --- he wins back his Gloria.

[Guest old original jb]

="Johnny Dickshot"]When this thing gets done, an image for Divorcee:

On November 13th......

[Elster88]

Funny....but I'd vote let's not put a special picture up for divorcees.