Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

[bmfc1]

"How good are we in the morning? Ask your Mother."

Makes me laugh every time.

[Fman99]

Buy season tickets to watch Jacob deGrom (and the 27 other major league Mets players who are injured at the moment).

[stevejrogers]

Suburban preppy boyfriend tries to butter up potential in-laws by making homemade pasta.

[Lefty Specialist]

To the dulcet tones of Ace Frehley, Guinan from Ten-Forward tells us that New York is rebuilding, like, everything.

[kcmets]

Corny vaccination commercials are getting old.

[stevejrogers]

Bad ankle injury ruins an idyllic, Disnified flower shop owner's day.

[Edgy MD]

A beer? What do I look like? A little girl?

[Ceetar]

Edgy MD wrote: A beer? What do I look like? A little girl?

my little girls loved my Unicorn Farts beer.



Confused? clearly you're not up to date on your https://www.barleyprose.com/beer/mets-on-tap-episode-10/https://www.barleyprose.com/beer/mets-on-tap-episode-10/

[Edgy MD]

Nah, it's https://www.ispot.tv/ad/O1MB/jim-beam-ginger-highball-break-from-beerthis Jim Beam commercial, where big white guy is embarrassed that his barbecue host isn't initially offering something that'll get him hammered faster than beer will.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Female emus sometimes wear blonde wigs.

[Fman99]

An annoying black comedienne convincingly portrays three annoying black comediennes, ordering food online.

[G-Fafif]

Annoyingly smug family drives far from town (which is every other commercial, basically).

[kcmets]

We're gonna make it!!



(thanks to amaco/bp/mom)

[kcmets]

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Creepy stuff.

[Fman99]

Why drink a beer when you can suck down some shitty flavored seltzer?

[Ceetar]

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Why drink a beer when you can suck down some shitty flavored seltzer?

[Lefty Specialist]

We've got a truck where you can put a bunch of Igloo coolers where the engine used to be!

[Edgy MD]

Lefty Specialist wrote: We've got a truck where you can put a bunch of Igloo coolers where the engine used to be!

I think this market is about to bust wide open. Cars and lifestyle accessories customized to plug right into each other.

[Lefty Specialist]

They won't be able to make them fast enough to keep up with demand.

[Centerfield]

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Allen Iverson wants you to join him in a life spent throwing away your own money.

[Edgy MD]

Yeah, there's a lot of ads along the lines of — don't give your life savings to your bookie! Give some to a gambling consultant and spread the joy around!

[Centerfield]

Edgy MD wrote: Yeah, there's a lot of ads along the lines of — don't give your life savings to your bookie! Give some to a gambling consultant and spread the joy around!

Does it surprise anyone else that there aren't long disclaimers running with this ads?

[Edgy MD]

Those Chevy commercials that use James Earl's speech from Field of Dreams — it looks like the logos of several teams appear, but the Met logos are lasered out of the last shot. Right?

[Chad ochoseis]

Emus are mildly put off by cannibalism.

[Benjamin Grimm]

It shouldn't be taboo for emus eat chickens! After all, we eat mammals.

[Frayed Knot]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: It shouldn't be taboo for emus eat chickens! After all, we eat mammals.

But not primates.

Unless you've got any tasty Lemur recipes you might want to share.

[bmfc1]

There's a radio ad for a law firm which tells us that if you're injured your first move should be to call that law firm. I think that if you're injured your first move should be to see a Doctor.

[Lefty Specialist]

Amazing concept- an office supply company that uses trucks and delivery people to actually DELIVER OFFICE SUPPLIES TO YOU.

[Fman99]

Cardboard cutouts are not sports fans, they are actually JUST FUCKING PIECES OF FUCKING CARDBOARD.

[MFS62]

Frayed Knot wrote: Unless you've got any tasty Lemur recipes you might want to share.

They're tough to chew. But if you must eat them, grind them into burgers and be sure to marinate them in oil and rice wine vinegar them before cooking.

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