And from all accounts, a GREAT clubhouse dude: https://sports.vice.com/en_us/article/the-likable-unlikely-career-of-juan-uribe These days, Uribe's listed weight is 235 pounds, 60 pounds more than it was his rookie year. It's easy to think of him as a kind of jolly, round baseball jester�Tommy Lasorda if he was an active player and Dominican. He walks into the Dodgers clubhouse every day with a cigar in his mouth. He wears fancy patterned sweatpants and custom baseball hats that say "Papi" on them. Once, he was sued by a former landlord for lighting an apartment on fire when he decided to fry some fish in the middle of the night. He has been a victim of the hidden ball trick. But in his Cy Young acceptance speech this past offseason, Clayton Kershaw�Uribe's exact opposite culturally, stylistically, and personality wise�singled out the third baseman. "Thank you for making me laugh," Kershaw said. "You are one of the most important people in our clubhouse." Until we acquired him, I conflated him with Jose Uribe (his second cousin, as per the article above), who I conflated with Jose Gonzalez, who I conflated with Julio Gonzalez. So in my head, sort of, Juan Uribe has been around since I was a kid.