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  1. Smilers never lose, and frowners never win. "That maxim sucks so much, I feel like takin' a bat to it... and missin' repeatedly." [Cora: "Make sure you foul it off a little first. Makes you look grittier." Schneid: "What he said." ] God damn, that made me laugh. BOC to the void!
  2. I voted for all of em. Send em all packing. No offense Edgy, you were in the line of fire.
  3. Hessman looks like a shaved Yeti out there.
  4. Wayne Hagin blows dead bears.
  5. Carlos Gonzalez with a walk off HR to beat the Cubs AND complete hitting for the cycle. Watched it live on the MLB Network, which I <3
  6. They hit Jesus with a pie! Sacrilicious. Let's hope no ligaments were severed in that incident.
  7. CHICKS DIG THE STAND UP TRIPLE!
  8. I thought Telly's gimmick was that he had a guy's hand up his ass. Oh wait. That was Piazza's gimmick. NTTAWWT.
  9. 0-4 against these fucktards in 2010. Zero. And. Four.
  10. A hit! If Castillo bunts here I will poop on this area rug in my living room.
  11. I hope Aaron Heilman remembers how to take a big shit on the mound in a Mets game in New York.
  12. I'd like to believe that even Omar isn't daft enough to trade some legitimate young talent, like Ike or Josh Thole, for some piece of shit stopgap like Ted Lilly for a team that isn't going ANYWHERE this year.
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    KTE 2010

    Someone explain to me why this post isn't stickied until October.
  14. Fman99 wrote: I am excited for 2010, now, for the plethora of anatomical jokes about this guy. Big Dickey fan here. He's got a cousin in AA ball, I.M. Penisy, that's supposed to be pretty good too. I slay me.
  15. R.A. Dickey is Fgirl's favorite player. She just walks around the house, saying each syllable slowly and emphatically. "R!" "A!" "Dickey!"
  16. I turned it off with the Mets down 7-2. Between the shitty play and the low-def picture I couldn't stay awake. So I missed the comeback (bad) and the extra inning flop (better).
  17. Second day in a row that SNY is spitting out a low def feed. Fuckers. Called Time Warner and confirmed it's not them. Any one else got a HD television notice this?
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