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  1. Fman99

    2011 Roster

    Fman99 replied to a topic in New York Mets Talk

    God damn, please, please, ship Ollie and Luis Castillo off to paid-to-not-be-in-my-face land. I see their faces on page 1 and I get erect with rage.
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    Reyes-SS, Evans-LF, Beltran-CF, Wright-3B, Davis-1B, Pagan-RF, Thole-C, Tejada-2B, Pelfrey-P
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    My real intent is soaking up a bunch of Mets this week, what with it being the feast before the fast and all.
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    TransMonk wrote: Per this article, Bobby Bo starts earning $1.19 million per year on 07/01/11 until 2035. Yikes! http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052748703426004575339013108198050.html Good for Bobby Bo! You know how long he's been eating Saltines for dinner, waiting for his big paydays to kick back in.
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    metirish wrote: I saw a real YLFDB on the train yesterday evening, going to the game I suppose....answer me this... Q - who would go out in public wearing a #13 pinstriped MFY bathrobe over his clothes? A? Talk about looking like a proper twat....fucking twat bollox Probably one of A-Rod's tranny "escorts," out of costume,
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    Willets Point wrote: Crosby probably lit up a victory joint in celebration. The Mazeroski HR made Bing so happy that he beat his kids up with a sack full of doorknobs.
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    metsmarathon wrote: so, uh, lefty, can we presume your answer in fman's seminal poll? I think it's actually 'semenal.'
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    I'm watching and hoping the Mets win the game. Or that Jerry Manuel spontaneously combusts and then decides to start hugging Luis Castillo while aflame.
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    FJM Day!

    Fman99 replied to a topic in New York Mets Talk

    Gosh, now I feel bad for sticking my dick in Joe Pepitone's face and waving it around, yelling "COWBOY! COWBOY!" editor's note: this did not actually happen
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    Oh, if only the girls I knew in high school rolled over as easily as the 9th inning Mets down two runs.
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    Hey, Gaby, go buy yourself another consonant you fucking pogue.
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    I'm erect with hope.
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    I'm hoping for my favorite candidate, you know him as "not-Omar."
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    I'm showing the hose right now.
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    Galaxy .500

    Fman99 replied to a topic in New York Mets Talk

    Chris Farley: O-kay.. remember.. you remember when you were with The Beatles, and you were supposed to be dead, and, uh, there was all these clues, that, like, uh, you played some song backwards, and it'd say, like, "Paul Is Dead", and, uh, everyone thought that you were dead? That was, um, a hoax, right? Paul McCartney: Yeah. I wasn't really dead. Chris Farley: Right.
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    LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: BRAAAWK! HE'D BE A GREAT FIT, GREAT FIT, BRAAAWK! Jeez, does a Bobby V return give me a hard-on. No, wait, maybe Peter Gammons gives me a hard-on. FUCK. Well, at least I didn't need to get into a Cialis fucktub to fill up.
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    Who plays a weekday matinee on a Wednesday? Turned the game on and was confused by all of the sunshine. Though I'll admit to enjoying the encore broadcast on SNY without the three hours of staring at their dumb ticker along the bottom of the screen. They should shelve that shit for 28 minutes out of 30 instead of running it non-stop for 3 hours at a pop. Oh yeah, LGM, YGB, YYYBBB.
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    The only time I thought about him was when I was beating the snot of out my father-in-law.
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    Rumor has it that if you hit him in just the right spot he goes totally wild. Wait, what?
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    Redskins fans sound a lot like Buffalo Bills fans. Being in enemy territory sucks a dick.
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    Great slide by Hernandez to tie it up. Beautiful fall day for baseball.
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    Someone drop me a line when the ghetto kid's sister starts doing the soft-core stuff, please.
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