Fman99

Can someone fill in for me on the Braves KTE? I'm flying solo this week and I've got to spend tomorrow getting my place ready for Fgirl's 3rd birthday party on Saturday... I'm happy to swap it out for a later series if you've got one booked for later this year. Thanks kids.

I'd like to see Jones and Mo reenact the scene from Blues Brothers where the car with the two Illinois nazis gets dropped from the crane.

Benjamin Grimm wrote: Very cool, seawolf, how you were able to pull up that paragraph from 1974. What did we do before the Internet?? I used magazines. Oh wait, what?

I bagged a bridesmaid once. Holy hell.

Santana was September 2008 I bet. I was there for the last and best of his starts that month.

September 1990 - David Cone?

Valdes .25 PFeliciano .5 Nieve .5 Cora 1 Pagan 1 Davis 1 Bay 1 Reyes 1 Barajas 1

Santana 6 Bay 2.25 Wright .75 Reyes .75 Davis .25

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: I'm kind of dismayed that Wayne hasn;t gotten much better, either as a live game caller or as a partner to Howie. He's only good sometimes. Oh, a thousand times this. I mean, leaving aside the you're-not-our-guy prejudices we all harbor to some extent vis-a-vis our radio team (the Murph-Gary-Howie continuum will do that to a fanbase*)... he's just not very good at calling game action. The lags behind the action on the field, the I-think-this-is-happening-no-wait-this-is-no-wait-it's-the-first-thing reversals have seemingly been multiplying as the months wear on. He's not as bad as some other teams' guys, I suppose-- I mean, we could have someone like Dibble or Grace ear-fucking us nightly-- but that's a bit like saying Kansas City bagels aren't as bad as Oklahoma City bagels. *Although it doesn't help when, say, after a lengthy rhetorical buildup on Saturday's Mets broadcast, you pause dramatically to compare the hype around Strasburg starts... to Fernandomania. And you leave it there. Wayne Hagin sucks. Listening to him is like trying to watch "Smokey and the Bandit" on network TV, where every single Jackie Gleason line is overdubbed by Fred Flintstone.

He should ABSOLUTELY be in the Hall of Fame.* *No, not Cooperstown. I was referring to the "Incontinent, Drooling and Shitting Yourself Due To Old Age and Outliving Your Involuntary Physiological Responses" Hall of Fame.

Sounds like fun but weeknights are a little too far afield for the Fman clan. Still scheming to get Fboy out to Citi Field for one more weekday matinee before the season ends.

This game sucked a cock.

Woo boy, that was fun. We cooked and I marinated (in beer).

At the game, 5 Guys, beer, sunshine and hopefully a Mets win. LGM!

Driving south today, listened to much of the game on XM and caught the last three outs here in our hotel room. Loved the pickoff ending.

I had my bachelor party in Kingston, Ontario, thanks to it's most non-New York-allowed combination of alcohol and full nudity. Fun was had.

That blows.

How do the Mets only have one run against these crumb-bums? STOP LETTING PEDRO PITCH TO FUCKING RIGHTIES PLEASE. EVERY OTHER RELIEVER OUT THERE IS A RIGHTY FOR FUCK'S SAKE. At least we have three catchers

Dessens .5 Igarashi .5 Rodriguez 1 Wright 2.5 Davis 1 Bay 1 JFeliciano 1.5 Thole 1 Tejada .5 Cora .5

Nice KTE bmfc. Sorry I will miss you this time around as I will be at Sunday's 1:35 tilt with Fwife, and my cousin and her husband (Fboy and Fgirl will be home with my aunt and uncle). To those other CPF'ers in the area, please send me a PM if you're going to Sunday's game and we'll meet up and I'll buy you some fermented hopps. Also, worth mentioning that I am buddies with one of the guys who runs in the President's race on certain home games (he usually is playing the role of Jefferson).

No wonder he's getting so many outs. You can't expect a batter to hit 300 balls all at once like that.

Beh. Thole comes through tho. I don't know how many innings I have left in me at this point.