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  1. Fman99
    Encouraging. Something worth rooting for, would love to see Reyes bring home the Mets first ever batting title.
  2. Fman99
    Ugh, Mets. No batter, no batter, swing.
  3. Fman99
    LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Jeez, Coffey, put on a brassiere-- there are children watching. Better yet, take yer top off, show us those hairy ginger titties!
  4. Fman99
    Benjamin Grimm wrote: Old Dicknose never looked better.
  5. Fman99
    Another failed bunt. Way to get your money's worth out of that at bat, Reuben.
  6. Fman99
    Quiet round these parts. I'm watching but I'm having trouble caring.
  7. Fman99
    The good news is that the Mets held a press conference to decry bullying: Dave Howard, Chris Capuano, and some politicians. Always good to distinguish yourself from those pro-bullying organizations. "I heartily endorse this philosophy."
  8. Fman99
    It'll make it all the sweeter when they get swept out in the Wild Card round by, uh, some other team. I'd have to check the standings, I'll admit, I have no idea who's winning in the Central and West these days.
  9. Fman99
    Not on TV in Syracuse. Fucking Verizon.
  10. Fman99
    LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Wow, did I really lose the "first guy to post a photo to the CPF of an MLB player holding his cock" contest? Biggest upset since Villanova '85...
  11. Fman99
    Or, how about, "Well, we've gotten tired of Mike's underachieving and inconsistency for the past several years so we've decided to feed his body limb by limb into a woodchipper, a la Steve Buscemi in 'Fargo.'" Too much?
  12. Fman99
    I realigned my testicles. I've now got a front and a back instead of a left and a right.
  13. Fman99
    Aw, we lost twice? Fuck a duck. I switched to football in the second inning, thanks.
  14. Fman99
    Ceetar wrote: He's been on a couple of these this season. He always follows it up with a "Hit like Julio Franco" drive. He wishes. He's been on a "Hit like John Franco" drive as a Met.
  15. Fman99
    My vote is for Brother Ray's "America the Beautiful." "God Bless America" sucks a Yankee dick. I prefer everything else to that one.
  16. Fman99
    Nice win in front of the grounds crew. On to wherever.... Lets Go Mets YYY BBB!
  17. Fman99
    John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: It would be great to sneak into the control room at MFYS and play "America F Yeah!" just once. I read this and immediately started looking for the "Like" button.
  18. Fman99
    I'm punching out, Maverick.
  19. Fman99
    Took a nap and woke up in time for innings 7-9. Also not on WPIX, a nice weekend of Mets on my actual TV, and Hagin-free.
  20. Fman99
    G-Fafif wrote: Every Josh who's ever been a Met is a Josh who is a Met right now. Quit yer Joshin'
  21. Fman99
    Fuck Bobby Parnell in his-hard-throwing-but-no-idea-where-the-ball's-going ass.
  22. Fman99
    MAJOR kudos there to the Mullmet for the inning ending GIDP.
  23. Fman99
    Bay picks a good time to break an 0 for 37 road streak with the KABOOM. Brand new game, 6-6.
  24. Fman99
    John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Einhorn always struck me as a little creepy. Of course, that's because Einhorn... is FINKLE.
  25. Fman99
    Fucking hell. A three run homer to the pitcher, on his first pitch as a big leaguer. FUCKFUCKFUCK.
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