Speaking for #TeamBadness, I feel that it's clear the Russians have successfully perverted the integrity of the Tabloid Cover Derby election system by infiltrating the forum, and subconsciously influencing voters by sharing pictures of hot, bikini-clad (Russian??) models bearing the image of the "Smile High" cover, while the "Midnight Badness" image gets splayed across a couple chubby guys like it was the paper version of the Truffle Shuffle. I mean, I'm almost 100% half-way certain that the model in pink is Maria Butina. Man, the lighting in the pool is so much better than on CNN. Like, she looks HAWT. In summary, a vote for "SMILE" is a vote for Putin and is kick straight to the marbles of democracy. You don't want to do that now, do you? Do you? #Badness2019