IGT 9/8/2017: CIN@NYM -- Congregation Seth Sholom

[G-Fafif]

An early good Shabbos everybody! Services at Congregation Seth Sholom commence promptly at 7:10 PM, Rabbi Lugo presiding. The topic of tonight's sermon: Why we must forsake Amir Garrett and the Cincinnati Reds in order to gather a third consecutive triumph even in the face of eventual oblivion. Free shirts will be provided, please bring your own tallit.

A blessing on your Nimmo!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

If he wasn't also Quarterrican Seth Jewgo would have hurt his elbow for Isreal this spring.

[Fman99]

Shalom, motherfuckers!

[MFS62]

Sholom is always appropriate.
And I think I'll file this under "Things I just learned in 2017".
Later

[Edgy MD]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: If he wasn't also Quarterrican Seth Jewgo would have hurt his elbow for Isreal this spring.

He shares Juan Epstein's ethnic versatility.

[seawolf17]

We'll be in section 132 tonight.

[G-Fafif]

I like the rumor I've inadvertently started, but I have no evidence Seth Lugo is Jewish. Nevertheless, he's welcome to partake in Shawn Green's matzoh ball soup, a legendary clubhouse favorite, if that's still a staple of the postgame spread.

[ashie62]

I want to see Nimmo in the lineup everyday. Let him prove he can't hit lefties.

[Edgy MD]

He has been in the lineup every day.

[Guest d'Kong76]

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[Edgy MD]

Juan Lagares, your new #3 hitter.

[Vic Sage]

Edgy MD wrote: Juan Lagares, your new #3 hitter.

Oy, gevalt.

[Edgy MD]

While you're Oy Gevalting, Travis Taijeron is your new #5 hitter.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

What the hell, I want More Aoki

[Edgy MD]

I guess they want to get him going by slotting him against the lefty.

I want more Phil Evans. Eleven homers for Vegas, Terry!

[Ceetar]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: What the hell, I want More Aoki

That's be A OK(i) with me.

[Lefty Specialist]

Phil Evans! Mazel Tov!

[batmagadanleadoff]

Veeblefetzer!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Travis with the blessed Torah tater! Shaloomm kaboom!!

[Benjamin Grimm]

That was Jose's 100th home run as a Met.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: That was Jose's 100th home run as a Met.

I missed it. Did he trot around the bases backwards?

[Benjamin Grimm]

And THAT was his 101st home run as a Met.

[Zvon]

Make that 101!

[MFS62]

Zvon wrote: Make that 101!

Oy Carramba! (Oy vey would have been too easy)

Later

[Guest d'Kong76]

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[Frayed Knot]

Those HRs also move Reyes into a tie for the team lead among still active players, tied with Cabrera at 12

[MFS62]

Its over.
Amen.

Later

[ashie62]

We win! Again.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Cast your vote!

[Benjamin Grimm]