One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials

[Fman99]

Kid gets run over by goofy looking horrified teen in a tank top.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

THERE'S A BOMB IN THAT ABANDONED BAG!

[HahnSolo]

There's trouble on the Golden Gate Bridge...in a movie...again.

[Ceetar]

Dunkin Donuts has solved one of life's great questions: Mocha or Caramel?

[Lefty Specialist]

Mr. Met is smart enough to be a manicurist, but dumb enough to attempt high-fives before his customers' nails have fully dried.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Mamas, don't let robots watch your children.

[Frayed Knot]

Rooftop urban party gets their music drowned out by neighboring rooftop party - but are apparently too drunk to care.

[Lefty Specialist]

Studious law student discovers to his chagrin that instead of wasting tens of thousands of dollars and years to pass his bar exam, all he really had to do was read a beer bottle label.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I'm finagling auto insurance via my veteran dad.

[G-Fafif]

Differences in mobile service notwithstanding, I may not be cut out for this flash mob.

[Lefty Specialist]

Dang woodchucks....there goes the fuel for the winter.

[Centerfield]

Smart phones, stupid people, even stupider commercial.

[Frayed Knot]

Exposure to SNY programming makes gold-digging, trophy wife reconsider her lifestyle choices.

[Fman99]

Forty years after his death, Jimi Hendrix hawks laptops for HP.

[metsmarathon]

ugly sunglasses wow bad actors

[stevejrogers]

Douchebag looking smart phone seller goes from walking down a street to a HS cheerleading gig.

[Fman99]

Mr. Met has poor penmanship and is easily insulted by corporate shitdicks.

[Fman99]

You have to have been one of the best basketball players of all time if you want to appear in an underwear ad with a Hitler moustache.

[Fman99]

Watching SNY will help you grow man-pects and enable you to hug a Negro on your couch.

[Fman99]

Whoops, wrong thread.

[Guest themetfairy]

Instead of being grateful for life-saving surgery, ex-smoker bitches and moans about not being able to go swimming.

[Guest themetfairy]

Watching SNY causes embarrassing hair growth.

[Fman99]

Hispanic cyborg can no longer umpire.

[Lefty Specialist]

Ducks provide better insurance than pigeons.

[Guest themetfairy]

Driving at supersonic speeds in residential neighborhoods kills passengers.

[Guest themetfairy]

Winning the lottery makes you a self-centered douchebag (or, alternatively, it's self-centered douchebags who win the lottery).

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The best way to stop people from texting-while-driving is by t-boning them.

[G-Fafif]

Randy Johnson's delight is of utmost concern to several retired athletes and can be achieved by making the most superficial adjustments to his appearance, though his notoriously sour personality remains unaddressed.

[Lefty Specialist]

If I just hide, crouched in the lunchroom cabinet, I can end Jeffrey's reign of sandwich-stealing terror.

[HahnSolo]

Ducks rap and breakdance like white guys.