One Line Descriptions of SNY Commercials

[Fman99]

Dumb ass locked out of hotel room scores with skinny hooker.

[HahnSolo]

Chubby cheeked Indian chick loves Mr. Met.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

cough, wheeze.

[Fman99]

Wanker delivers calorie free Pepsi to vending machine in corn field and gets a mustache shaped sticker.

[bmfc1]

Text, drive, die.

[Fman99]

Fat lottery winner falls into ball pit.

[Frayed Knot]

Jeter's gay.

[Ceetar]

Jeter excels with new wonder-drug, Edge.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I have a structured settlement; however, I need cash now.

[G-Fafif]

Mr. Snuggles is trapped with a psycho...pie.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Dramatized rhetorical questions... and hey, the asshole from those Ed Burns movies!

[G-Fafif]

Goddamn, I'm glad my parents moved to Istanbul.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The Snooze may give you generally-terrible sports coverage, but... um... hey, look! Baseball swag!

[Guest Edgy DC]

"If Gary Busey pays real money to put his scalp in my care, I don't see why you shouldn't pay nickles on the dollar for the same... Baldy."

[Lefty Specialist]

Obscenely rich guy with bad glasses thinks you're inferior for not buying his car.

[Ceetar]

Here's a joke about pop-culture from a guy that used to play football, now buy a car.


(oh, that's WFAN. eh, close enough)

[bmfc1]

Get immunized for meningococcal meningitis, dance around a playground with Tito Puente Jr.

(I see more public service ads on Extra Innings than the NYkers do on SNY.)

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Ugly twins sell Toyotas!

[MFS62]

Derek Jeter doesn't make the ads around his better.

Later

[Lefty Specialist]

Michael Jordan endures harassment by airborne underwear fetishists.

[Ceetar]

Mr. Met makes corporate meetings more exciting.

[Lefty Specialist]

Mr. Met suffers humiliation for his poor penmanship at the hands of callous, insensitive co-workers.

Edited August 3, 2011 by Guest

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Imagine her naked (and maybe buy a Honda in Queens)

[Guest themetfairy]

Lefty Specialist wrote: Mr. Met suffers humiliation for his poor penmanship at the hands of callous, insensitive co-workers.

He's SORRY!

[G-Fafif]

Hi, I'm Keith Hernandez for Coin Galleries of Oyster Bay or whatever you just put in front of me to read.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

They're still making body-switch movies?

[Lefty Specialist]

Badly-leashed dog runs through poorly-secured construction site, and movie tie-in ensues.

[G-Fafif]

A ravenous horde of adults in my dining room believes it will be satisfied by Chicken McNuggets.

[Ceetar]

The pinnacle of technological achievement is being able to identify an object as cold.

[HahnSolo]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: cough, wheeze.

be cool if we could get him to "cough, wheeze, cough", then bring Mr. Met along to encourage him. We'd be combining two campaigns in one.

cough wheeze cough
Let's Go Mets
cough wheeze cough
Let's Go Mets