Number Me

[Guest AG/DC]

What number would a person of non-baseball fame wear if he had been a Met. Answer and ask and cede the mic.

I'll open: Iggy Pop.

[stevejrogers]

69

Frank Sinatra

[Gwreck]

The obvious answer would be "1."

But Frank is much more a "7."

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Bruce Springsteen.

[Guest AG/DC]

That's the spirit.

[Guest OlerudOwned]

3

Vladimir Putin

[Guest Triple Dee]

OlerudOwned wrote: 3 Vladimir Putin

99

Debbie Clemens

[Benjamin Grimm]

38

Greg Brady

[Guest AG/DC]

17

Greg's not only the consummate high school senior, he's also the the-not-as-good-as-he-thinks-he-is quarterback just playing baseball to make the spring pass faster.

His head is also big enough that he wouldn't think twice about taking Keith Hernandez's number.

Ricardo Montalban.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

51 in honor of the 51st state, Fantasy Island.

Sting.

[MFS62]

3

sting is perfectly happy to harmonize as a member of a team (band/ trio) and wouldn't fight to be a #1.

Abe Lincoln

Later

[Frayed Knot]

#16 for Abe of course.



Albert Einstein?

[Fman99]

Frayed Knot wrote: #16 for Abe of course. Albert Einstein?

I think 2, for the E=mc�.

Jimi Hendrix.

[Guest Triple Dee]

Fman99 wrote: ="Frayed Knot"]#16 for Abe of course. Albert Einstein? I think 2, for the E=mc�. Jimi Hendrix.

Einstein would wear 94 -- the atomic number of plutonium

Hendrix = 6 -- symbolizing his Fendor Stratocaster

Michael Jackson

[DocTee]

Jackson, Five


Jerry Seinfeld?

[stevejrogers]

17 in honor of Keith Hernandez

Michael Moore?

[nymr83]

666

Bill Clinton? (remember 69 is taken)

[Guest AG/DC]

Let's not get off message.

[stevejrogers]

I didn't realize there were rules to this.

34 in honor of JFK

Ronald Regan

[nymr83]

He was 69 when inaugurated, the oldest ever, but we used it already and its no fun to just stick a sex joke on everyone and assign them 69, so lets go with 38 for outspoken Republican pitcher Curt Schilling.

Howard Stern?

[Gwreck]

Nymr83 wrote: 666 Bill Clinton? (remember 69 is taken)

If you could just manage to lay off the stupid partisan bullshit that would be just great. Thanks for your assistance in this regard.


Michael Moore is a 50. Maybe because of the physical resemblance to El Sid and Benny.

Clinton? He seems like a solid number 15. Smooth, like Beltran running after a flyball.

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Chris Rock.

[nymr83]

ah, you don't like my answer so you get to skip it as well as the name i put forth. fuck off.

Howard Stern.

[Gwreck]

Nymr83 wrote: ah, you don't like my answer so you get to skip it as well as the name i put forth. fuck off. Howard Stern.

I could give a shit about your answer. Respect the forum, take the partisan crap elsewhere.

Howard Stern is a 44. Loudmouth, just like Reggie. Lots of homers but lots of strikeouts too.

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Ben Affleck.

[Theoldmole]

29. He kind of looks like Dave Magadan, and has that same sort of competence.


Mick Jagger.

[Guest AG/DC]

Mick's a slap-hitting shortstop. 2.

Joe Pesci.

[Willets Point]

Joe Pesci is 8 because an 8 tilted on its side looks like a fish, and Pesci means fish.


Elton John.

[stevejrogers]

Well he did wear # 1 at Dodger Stadium in 1975


Paul McCartney

[Guest themetfairy]

64, for When I'm 64.

Prince William?

[nymr83]

2. the numbers of deaths he is away from the british throne.

Hulk Hogan?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

85. The year Hulkamania ran wild.

Lisa Simpson

[nymr83]

thats right brother! (i didnt remember how silly he sounded until he started hosting American Gladiators)

Lisa Simpson is number "8"-- the same age that she will be forever.

The Pope?