NYC's Weak Sisters, 2007 (part III)

[Frayed Knot]

Well, Detroit draws first blood so I guess we're all Tigger fans for the remainder of the weekend and fuck those overpriced coffee sipping in the rain Mariners.

Yanx trying to close out the Royals in the 9th - lead 3-2.
'Nother HR for ARod and two more scoreless innings for Joba the Hulk.
Wonder what the record is for a scoreless streak to begin a career? I'm sure it's a lot bigger or we would have heard someone screaming about it from the rafters but he's now up to 14-2/3.

[Guest Edgy DC]

How soon they forget. Joe Smith went 15 1/3.

[metirish]

Sweet Jesus they are fitting Joba for his HOF hat already,if he continues to excel does he stay in the pen or go to the rotation next season....I really don't give a fiddlers fuck but thought I should ask.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

FORT WORTH, Texas (AP) -- Former major league outfielder Mel Hall was indicted Wednesday on charges that he sexually assaulted two girls -- ages 12 and 14 -- who played on elite basketball teams he coached in the 1990s.

Yankee pride! 26 World championships!

[stevejrogers]

David Cone fornicating in the bullpen
Vince Coleman hurling firecrackers at crowd, hitting a small child
Bret Saberhagen soaking reporters with bleach
Ex-Yankees but still Mets Karim Garcia and Shane Spencer beating up a Pt. St Luice pizza delivery guy

What was that a wise man once said about he who casts the first stone?

[Benjamin Grimm]

Fornicating?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Steve likes to cast stones at himself.

[metsmarathon]

steve,

bleach =/= sexually assualting 12 and 14 year old girls.

[stevejrogers]

Yancy Street Gang wrote: Fornicating?

I meant masturbation, no clue how fornicate came out.

[metirish]

Cone was wanking in the bullpen?

] What was that a wise man once said about he who casts the first stone?

Yogi said something about that,didn't he?

[Willets Point]

SteveJRogers wrote: ="Yancy Street Gang"]Fornicating? I meant masturbation, no clue how fornicate came out.

PotD.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

The David Cone bullpen story is a complete fabrication... no?

[Guest Edgy DC]

It's a complete fornication.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Johnny Dickshot wrote: The David Cone bullpen story is a complete fabrication... no?

I think so. It's a "he said/she said" kind of thing.

Somebody said she saw him yanking in the Mets pen, and he said that he didn't.

I'd have to believe Cone. Most people know not to masturbate in a place where there are 50,000 people and TV cameras.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Well, the story goes that it was the spring training bullpen. And if history has shown us anything, it's that historically some Mets have relaxed their personal behavior rules in St. Lucie.

By the way, following the minors this year, I've read a lot of St. Lucie papers, and it's a one-town News of the Wierd down there.

Let's try a random sampling of today's TC Palm:

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2007/sep/14/carjacker-who-killed-police-dog-st-lucie-receives-/

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2007/sep/10/preparation-celery-and-tuna-fish-blamed-alleged-ba/

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2007/sep/14/niece-allegedly-punches-cuts-aunt-jensen-beach/

http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2007/sep/14/dui-suspect-told-police-she-wasnt-drunk-drunk-just/

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

My wife put pickles in the tuna once? Ka-POW~!

[Guest Edgy DC]

�When Hilton saw that, he told her he does not like celery in his tuna!� the report states.

I love how the police report uses the third-person sympathetic.

[metirish]

Responses to the Fleming punch up



#4 Posted by FlexPlexico on September 13, 2007 at 3:53 p.m. (Suggest removal)

If this turns out to be related to tuna and celery, I'm throwing all my StarKist away.


#6 Posted by bkorburnie on September 13, 2007 at 7:06 p.m. (Suggest removal)

Nothing good comes from a shallow gene pool...
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[metirish]

Didn't the Sox/MFY game start at the same time as the Mets game?,only in the 7th and Kay is talking about breaking the record for the longest 9 inning game,which was Sox/MFY last season.....impossible to watch is the AL.

[Zvon]

metirish wrote: Didn't the Sox/MFY game start at the same time as the Mets game?,only in the 7th and Kay is talking about breaking the record for the longest 9 inning game,which was Sox/MFY last season.....impossible to watch is the AL.

Yes, they did start the same time.
Gimme a 5 hour ballgame--ill watch it everyday.
No kidding.

Back to back homers by the Skanks cut the deficit to 3.
Bosox up, 7-4.

Im glad theres some baseball to watch where I dont give a rats ass what happens and can relax a bit, after that umping fiasco at Shea tonight.
Damn Utley.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

This game is ridiculous.

[Gwreck]

For some inexplicable reason we turned the game on when we got home from Shea. Terrible.

[Zvon]

="Johnny Dickshot"]This game is ridiculous.

NO! YOUR RIDICULOUS!


Said I didnt give a rats ass, but did not need to see the Yanks pull off their best comeback inning of the season.
Papelbon is one of my fantsay relievers.

Gods of baseball, you taunt and test me so.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Hat hat hat hat hat hat hat baseball

[metirish]

Jeter with the triple fist pump at the end,Kay says that shows how much it meant to them...something like that...what bullshit.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Fantasy. Bad.

[Zvon]

But fantsay. Good.


The Prince of Milwaukee smacked another.
At the plate, the guy is royally relentless.
The Brewers HAVE to be kept from the postish seasonish.

I make this decree.

[Frayed Knot]

9-1 BoSox after 7 .... I think they have an outside shot at winning this one.

For final results check back around 10:30 PH EDT ... unless it goes extra innings of course.

[nymr83]

that moron Sterling said yesterday that the yankee game was a matchip between "the two leading cy young contenders".... what a load of yankee crap that was... Wang isn't even close to being in the Cy Young race with an ERA more than half a run higher than Beckett's and Sabathia's, an inability to strike out batters, and about 45 innings less than Sabathia (who should run away with the award imo)

[Willets Point]

Who the hell is Shelley Duncan?