Let's all grow mustaches and beards

[TransMonk]

I'll stick with mine as long as LoDuca and Wright stay with theirs.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Keep them until the Mets win the World Series or are eliminated.

[Frayed Knot]

My beard - which I started just over two weeks ago - was undefeated until last night.
I was starting to think there was a connection.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I have a wedding today.

"Dude, did you forget to shave?"

"Nope. This is my Mets beard. Helps the team. win. Big game today."

"Dude it's my wedding."

"Yeah, I know. Tough conflict. Listen, we'll miss the first two innings during the ceremony. No avoiding that. But you enjoy the reception, and I'll cut out to a bar and return every now and then and give you an update. It'll be like you're there."

"But, um, dude, we've put a lot of money into this. The pictures are really important."

"Tell me about it. I don't know what we'll do if Trax comes up empty. Go to Oliver early, I guess. But how much can we get out of Heilman today? He went yestereday and then flew overnight. Hell, they're all tired."

"What are you talking about?"

"The pitchers. Same as you."

[stevejrogers]

Abbott and Costello ladies and genetlemen!

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Unfortunately, Edgy's scenario became far too real tonight.

[Zvon]

="Edgy DC"]I have a wedding today. "Dude, did you forget to shave?" "Nope. This is my Mets beard. Helps the team. win. Big game today." "Dude it's my wedding." "Yeah, I know. Tough conflict. Listen, we'll miss the first two innings during the ceremony. No avoiding that. But you enjoy the reception, and I'll cut out to a bar and return every now and then and give you an update. It'll be like you're there." "But, um, dude, we've put a lot of money into this. The pictures are really important." "Tell me about it. I don't know what we'll do if Trax comes up empty. Go to Oliver early, I guess. But how much can we get out of Heilman today? He went yestereday and then flew overnight. Hell, they're all tired." "What are you talking about?" "The pitchers. Same as you."

Yea-ominous, but....this is classically hilarious tho.

[Guest cooby]

I think you guys with beards should all trim them down to soul patches (or whatever that stupid thing is), dye them bright blue, and wear them to Shea Stadium when they come back

[Guest Edgy DC]

Nah, I think we'll let the Cardinal fans keep that one.

Me no follow Spiezio trends. Or Spiezo bands.

Sandfrog's website has been zeroed out.

[soupcan]

Those red strips hanging from their chins make it look like they all cut themselves shaving with a paint scraper.

[Guest Iubitul]

I wanted to smack Spiezio just because of that stupid thing.

I always had the alternate universe Spock look, now I'm just letting the rest of my jaw line fill in...

[Valadius]

I've had a soul patch goatee-like thing going for nearly a year now, with a few scattered instances where I shaved it.

[Centerfield]

Not facial-hair related, but along the same lines...

My surround-sound receiver broke down around the time Duaner was getting into a cab in Atlanta. I brought it in to be fixed and it took a really really long time. Ever since then, I haven't watched any games in HD. Since then, we lost Duaner, traded Nady, lost Pedro, lost El Duque and Cliff got hurt. Plus we lost Games 2 and 3 of the NLCS.

On Sunday, I hooked up the replacement receiver the company provided for me when they couldn't fix my old one. Mets have not lost since.

You guys can do what you want with facial hair. Now that I am back to watching games in HD, we cannot lose.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

You da man, CF!

[Zvon]

Ive had this same facial configuration goin since late last century.
Easily thru the '99,'00 post games.
Lil shabbier and longer now......
I refuse to trim til we are World Champs.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

That's a great hat

[soupcan]

That's David Letterman.

[Guest cooby]

And I like your glasses, I had a pair just like that a couple years back and they were my favorite ones ever.

[Willets Point]

...until you got your Red Ryder bb-gun and almost shot your eye out.

[Guest cooby]

No, actually my daughter stepped on them

[MFS62]

Willets Point wrote: ...until you got your Red Ryder bb-gun and almost shot your eye out.

Is her real name Ralphie?
LOL!

Later

[Guest cooby]

Ew, no!

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

<<<< I could use a bearded Wally Backman here.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Well done again!

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

You have the power, JD. Ask for 4 runs in the top of the 6th inning.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I've been shaving my cheeks and neck, and I'm getting a Ghost and Mrs. Muir thing going.

The other thing is that the full-beard context makes it less imperative that I trim the soul patch. I checked this morning and it's cray-zee.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Beard, I need you.

[Valadius]

I need my beard's power too.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

My beard (it will be gone in 10 minutes) was too powerful and wasted all its magic on the Dodgers and Yankees series.

When the FAA came to interview it regarding a small plane crash I probably shoulda known it had gone evil.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Beard? I need another damn beer!