Let's all grow mustaches and beards

[soupcan]

Amazin', amazin', amazin'!!!

Fantastic job!

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

TheOldMole wrote: I loved it.

the best part was it's true.

[A Boy Named Seo]

Fantastic poem! Here's Mets Beard and I enjoying it together some 30 minutes ago.

[metirish]

Brilliant poem,welcome Bunt the First Two.

[soupcan]

Great idea!

Post your MetsBeard!

Mine:

[Guest cooby]

Hey that's a Woolrich shirt

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

That beard kicks Seo much ass. I'll get ya mine later.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Actual conversation at the elevator:

Crazy chick in sales: Look at you, totally going with the 5 o'clock shadow!
JD: I've given up shaving for the postseason.
CC: That's hot!
JD: It's uncomfortable.
CC: Does your wife like it?
JD: No.
CC: (turns to co-worker in elevator): What do you think?
JD: You can be honest.
CW: It's... yeah...

[soupcan]

Yeah, I've gotten zero compliments as well.

The missus ain't a big fan.

[MFS62]

Still recovering from that picture.

Yes, welcome, Bunt.
Good job.
Welcome abordick. (That's not an insult, BTW. It is in honor of former met Mike Bordick.)

Later

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Bunt the First Two isn't a newbie. He (seh?) has been delightig the Crane Pool members with his poetry or several years. He doesn't post often, but he has been around for years. I'm pretty sure that he is an alter ego of one of the CPF regulars.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

[Guest Edgy DC]

If you grab your guitar, "My Mets Beard" works well to the Beatles' "I Will."

[A Boy Named Seo]

Yo, Can, nice Vandyke!

And JD, that beard looks neither patchy, nor Amish. Hot and uncomfortable? Yes.

Irish, Edgy-how do your Met Beards grow? Herb, you gardening one?

[Guest Edgy DC]

David Wright at last night's Ranger game, cheating Randolph during the Mets inter-series layoff and joining the beard brigade.

[Farmer Ted]

I dunno, Dickshot. Looks like the beard has been trimmed around the edges. Is that legal?

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Have to keep the neck clean or I'd already have killed a few people.

But my kids say that I'm scary
That I don't look like Dad

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Someone get me the dope on that watch DW is wearing.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I got some serous flirtations from the lady at Quiznos yesterday.

On the way out, my beard said to me, "It was me she dug, you jackass."

[Guest Edgy DC]

Johnny Dickshot wrote: Someone get me the dope on that watch DW is wearing.

I could be wrong, but I'm pretty sure it's the Cliff Floyd Deathwatch.

[Farmer Ted]

A clean shaven Ivan rocks.

[MFS62]

Johnny Dickshot wrote: Someone get me the dope on that watch DW is wearing.

Almost as interesting is who has been doing David's eyebrows.

Later

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Well-done, Zvon!

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

Last night, it looked like Lo Duca and Wagner are getting with the program.

[Farmer Ted]

"Last night, it looked like Lo Duca and Wagner are getting with the program."

The sissy George Michael look was very popular last night in the Mets dugout, David Wright included. I would have preferred the more rugged Bruce Sutter look.

[Guest Yancy Street Gang]

You can't get to Bruce Sutter without passing through George Michael.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Which I tried to explain to the police the night I was busted.

[Farmer Ted]

Less this...

http://www.nypost.com/gossip/celebp/10112006/photo03.jpg

More this...

http://bostondirtdogs.boston.com/Headline_Archives/bdd_Chewbacca.jpg

[Guest Edgy DC]

To shave or not to shave?

[Zvon]

Edgy DC wrote: To shave or not to shave?

trim