IGT-6/11/24-MIA@NYM - The Mets are back home in NY so let's all talk in Cock Knee!

[batmagadanleadoff]

Miami Marlins at NY Mets

Game Date - Tuesday, June 11, 2024

Game Time - 7:10PM EDT

Addt'l info - It's Steve Cohen's 68th birthday!

TV Channel - SNY, I presume.



Tylor Megill 1-2, 3.00 ERA, 1.24 WHIP v. Jesus Luzardo 2-5 , 5.30 ERA, 1.25 WHIP





Eh, maties. Always watch out for the King stick going north-south while I look for the hull of a duck. And be very Wallace Beery about Patty Hearst bitch fakes*.







*"Patty Hearst bitch fakes" has to be the cleverest cockney phrase there is.

[batmagadanleadoff]

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[Fman99]

I just renamed my genitals to Pete LaCock.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Did someone say Pete LaCock?



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[whippoorwill]

Peter Marshall's son, ya know.

[batmagadanleadoff]

OMG! Now everybody's saying cock.

[Fman99]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Did someone say Pete LaCock? https://dxbhsrqyrr690.cloudfront.net/sidearm.nextgen.sites/gatorzone.com/images/2016/5/10/AlonsoPeter_160510_4161_MadisonSchultz.jpg>

Lol return of the Piss Missile

[batmagadanleadoff]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Did someone say Pete LaCock?

Didn't you mean "Pete's LaCock"?

[MFS62]

Ok. Now that we've beat that [CROSSOUT]meat[/CROSSOUT] cock to death, we're waiting for cards for every Met named Dick.

That will really bring some class to this thread.



Later

[Benjamin Grimm]

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A much worse name than "Pete LaCock".

[batmagadanleadoff]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: https://www.tcdb.com/Images/Cards/Baseball/103/103-73Fr.jpg> A much worse name than "Pete LaCock".

I've been saving that card in my CPF back pocket for future use.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

you should be showing us the 2024 Typewriter set already

[batmagadanleadoff]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: you should be showing us the 2024 Typewriter set already

Got any ideas?

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

rock and roll part 3?

breakfast cereals?

saturday morning cartoons?

planet of the apes?

[Edgy MD]

Levi's

Taco Bell

National Geographic

Dairy Queen

Heinz



All have expressed interest in sponsorship opportunities.



All would work well. Heinz would work particularly well because their trademark logo comes in frame form. But National Geographic would kill. Their trademark is entirely a frame, with great photography within.

[Edgy MD]

Meh.



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Passable prototype, but not quite what I had envisioned.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Heinz would be great I already thought of that one and would have done it years ago I had it all worked out in my head. But the Heinz font is custom and proprietary and there's no reasonable copycat font.



Same goes for Schaefer Beer. Still, I'm not sure I would've done Schaefer anyway because I didn't want it to appear that I was moving in on Grimm's turf. But Schaefer would've been nice, too.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Linked in could be funny

[batmagadanleadoff]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: Linked in could be funny

Give me your Planet of the Apes vision. I'm only familiar with the original run of movies that ended in the mid 70s. And who really cares much about the four post Charlton Heston sequels?

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

You got that font where some letters dip below the line. Very iconic.



And then yeah the first two movies give you scenery and extras.



Pete Alonso in a wooden cage and a loincloth.



Reed Garrett as Dr. Zaius



shit writes itself

[batmagadanleadoff]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: rock and roll part 3?

I think I've used up most of the ideas I'd like to have used in the first two R&R sets. If I did a third set, I'd be down to Bon Jovi and Styx.

[Edgy MD]

Logan's Run

Woodstock poster

Love Boat

from Cannon (or other Quinn Martin production grafix)

Coin-operated video game logos — Space Invaders, Centipede, etc.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Johnny Lunchbucket wrote: You got that font where some letters dip below the line. Very iconic. And then yeah the first two movies give you scenery and extras. Pete Alonso in a wooden cage and a loincloth. Reed Garrett as Dr. Zaius shit writes itself

Didn't me and Zvon do this once with Mets and Planet of the Apes? Or maybe it was on the private board?



OE - or maybe it was in the Where's Jeff Wilpon thread. That was a cool thread. I think it disappeared. Or a lot of contributors took their work down. I remember Dinosaur Jesus had some very impressive stuff in there that later disappeared. It was all terrific work.

[batmagadanleadoff]

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[Fman99]

[metirish]

I hope the game is as good as this thread

[Frayed Knot]

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I hope the game is as good as this thread

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

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I hope the game is as good as this thread

[Centerfield]

Such a strange schedule quirk. Today is June 11. The Mets will play just their third night game of the month.



I wonder if we've had a stretch like that before.

[kcmets]

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TWOI



Jesús Luzardo (LHP)

2-5, 5.30 ERA, 52 SO

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Francisco Lindor (S) SS

Pete Alonso ® 1B

Brandon Nimmo (L) LF

J.D. Martinez ® DH

Starling Marte ® RF

Mark Vientos ® 3B

Harrison Bader ® CF

Francisco Alvarez ® C

Jose Iglesias ® 2B



Tylor Megill (RHP)

1-2, 3.00 ERA, 24 SO