Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

[Centerfield]

The new "drive slowly" commercial is fucking stressful.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Lemurs also go well with banana peels.

[Lefty Specialist]

A seal can't believe humans are dumb enough to drink Coors Light.

[G-Fafif]

Creepy fuck in a red golf shirt smirks over somebody's house getting broken into.

[G-Fafif]

Pavingstone fetishist habitually disrespected by bratty grandchildren.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

I admire how those ads have an 8 second song but each one has different lyrics



Cayyyym-BRIDGE! Paving stones!

With ArmorTECCCH!

It makes your dreams come truuuue!

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Cayyyym-BRIDGE! Paving stones!

With ArmorTECCCH!

They always look like newwww!

[Edgy MD]

"We asked Budweiser's head brewer if he looks like a Harvey Korman character!" ... "Yes."

[Lefty Specialist]

Caarrl.....what have you done?

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Get your shots or this collection of racially diverse doctors won't ever stop lecturing you

[Lefty Specialist]

People join the military for the really great insurance.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Eric Adams washes Guiliani's balls, so vote for the guy who will give you $$$$$

[Lefty Specialist]

Termites are attracted to Tex-Mex food.

[G-Fafif]

Wedding ruined by flighty chick who already has the car she says is on sale.

[Lefty Specialist]

Carl (him again) has a gay albino friend who keeps messing up his dates with women and showing up in his shower for 'shampoo evaluation'.

[kcmets]

Why are these two golf guys even friends?

[Frayed Knot]

Having AT&T as your internet provider is like inviting your boyfriend's obnoxious buddy to live with you.

[Lefty Specialist]

Bobby Bonilla hilariously touts the beauty of long-term deals.

[Fman99]

Jackass and emu peddle insurance to rubes.

[G-Fafif]

Douchebags golf. One of them has a phone.

[kcmets]

That white guy (I can say that here, right?) is super annoying.

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Jackass and emu peddle insurance to rubes.

[Edgy MD]

Budweiser's head brewer says during a lie detector test that Budweiser Select tastes like Budweiser ... as if that's somehow a good thing.

[Edgy MD]

Mets hang in there by their teets, but some insurance would mean a lot.

[Edgy MD]

Pillar to left and Nimmo staying in center.



Summat surprising.

[Willets Point]

Edgy MD wrote: Mets hang in there by their teets, but some insurance would mean a lot.

Is this an ad for Liberty, Progressive, or State Farm?

[Edgy MD]

It's an ad for smart drugs, I think.

[Fman99]

(XM radio commercial) Obnoxious go getters drive Nissan Rogue to events not of importance or interest to me.

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(XM radio commercial) Obnoxious go getters drive Nissan Rogue to events not of importance or interest to me.

[Lefty Specialist]

I too have been thinking about the benefits of local raw honey for my family.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Have you ever seen what they charge for that honey? Those are the benefit$