Let me tell you a little something about Greg Fucking Prince. Dude writes like nobody I've ever read. It's the same feeling I got when I first read Bill Simmons (except that Simmons has all that Red Sox mumbo-jumbo going on) -- it's like he's inside my damn head, all... the... time. He writes the same things I'm always thinking, except he writes them more eloquently than I ever could. Kicks my ass, man. Every damn time. I'm honored just to be Facebook friends with the guy.