All the below is gonna be spoilers. *** I thought it was frustratingly mediocre. Poe Dameron, Jesus what a liability that guy is. He decimated like 85% of the rebel fleet on his own with all his swash-buckling, and 10 minutes after he pulls a gun on his own commanders, he offers to lead the last of the rebels through the ice caves, and Leia's, like, "what are you lookin at me for? follow that guy." I thought the super, slow-mo chase of the rebel ship by the empire was also frustrating. "Let's not blow it out of the sky, guys, let's just sort-of tail it til it for the next 18 hours til it runs out of gas, then they'll be ours!" Doesn't Admiral Ginger Bad-Guy even say at one point something to the effect of "lets just shoot at them once at a while to remind them we're still here"??? And Laura Dern. I guess planning the sacrifice the whole time then? Except for the obvious 'we have to make it fit in the movie timeline', why would she stand around in silence and wait til the very end? Load up the escape pods and kamikaze that shit as soon as you realize they can track you through hyper-speed, no? Other shit that kinda bugged me: -Episodes 4-6 were great at sexual tension. This movie was devoid of it til the last 3 minutes where there was this awkward Finn/Rose kiss and then a creepy "hello" from Poe to Ray. What the crap. -Cute creatures. Seems like you have to have a cute new thing to sell a billion plush toys and Doritos bags. The crystal fox things were alright, but just eat the adorable furbie thing, Chewbacca. Eat it. On screen. -Tupac hologram Luke Skywalker. metsmarathon perfectly hit on the overall theme, and as such, Luke didn't need to hang around anymore just because he's a Jedi. I thought he was gonna go full Obi-Wan and let Kylo strike him down, but why just teleport and disappear? His actual disappearance/Copperfield farewell was somehow a little anti-climactic for me. Good stuff: -Snoke is dead. Yay, he sucked so much. Snoke's palace room was awesome, his guards kicked ass, and the Kylo/Rae team-up was very cool. The tribute and good-bye to Carrie Fisher was touching and was done pretty well, I thought. Flying through space was kind of a reach, but it was alright still. 5 light sabers out of 10! Maybe the 5th best Star Wars movie? 4th tops.