There's a new Pearl Jam album out next week and I always think of Slugger, who's to this day the biggest Pearl Jammer I've met yet, and turned me on to some cool PJ live stuff. I googled his handle and found a guy at a baseball sim site with the same handle and a Met uni for an avatar. Gotta be our guy. Wonder why he bolted?
"I know we don't look happy, but you try to smile when there's two other people with you every time you go to drop a Hallsworth." "Go Mets." "Go Mets." "Go Mets."
Mine shows a blue screen with a big MLB.TV logo and a message stating something like "Commercial break in progress". Sounds like you might have to restart the player.
I didn't hear the mispronunciation, but if you mispronounce "kitchen" in Spanish", it could easily come off as "pig", which is more than a mispronunciation and could make whoever said it look like a dork. Edit: Was he shooting for pig or kitchen?
Kaz pops out to third. I think the scouting report on Matsui's gotta be "get ahead in the count early with breaking balls, and then just keep throwing more breaking pitches anyway". He's scalded a few balls so far, but they seem to have been on fastballs when he's gotten ahead and taken the pitcher to a 3-ball count.
Wright's BA has dropped about 150 points the last week or so. Beltran's hammy, sure. Reyes isn't right either. But the offense seemed to tank when David did.
With all that man-love for Duaner you're spouting, I'd say a glass of white Sutter Home is just about right. Sam Adams Light for me. Still crisp and hoppy, but, you know, lighter. I like. LGM.
I was going to go with Operation Lockdown, but Operation Smokedown is good, too. Depending on how hard he hit it, Operation Falldown might be most appropriate. Those are some glassy eyes. Sad.