A Boy Named Seo

Bartolo Colon swallows whole the myth that pinstripes 'are slimming'.

At his most recent random drug testing, Bartolo Colon tested positive for diabetes.

Bartolo Colon's physical was conducted at Tuft's Animal Obesity Clinic.

Only thing involving a right hand he's good at.

Yeah, that might work.

Sucks against lefties and almost a platoon player at this point. If we made a move, we should also acquire the right-handed version of Andre Ethier to at least cover the at-bat song choices (just not his own). [youtube:1xbuotrk]UMwRJeh3Mwk[/youtube:1xbuotrk]

Ah, there it is. Thanks. Guess I'll start with these chumps... the Brettanomyces Tart-ans. Suckers.

Not clear as to where to go to use the arb allocations... Am I missing something kind of obvious? PS - I understand if none of you rush to help me with this one here...

Got it.

OK, I'm registered over there. Don't see the team yet, so let me know when that's freed up and I'll nab em. Thx again, dudes.

Yup, would be all over it. Someone wanna give me a quick what-to-do?

I wish those jerseys worked better.

That was so good, Greg. Living back in SoCal for the last 13 years, most of the Met games for me start when I'm still at work, so over the years I've done my best to listen some at my desk, catch the last few innings at home after traffic, or try to ignore the world completely and record & watch the game without having found out the score. All of those suck in one way or the other. A constant has been Vin coming on at the dinner hour when the Met game was winding down. I'm kinda soft for the Dodgers, but even still, I rarely sit to watch a Dodger game. But when I've been home and the game was on, Vin was the soundtrack to the evening, and has been for many, many Long Beach summer nights. He's an icon and a treasure, and I hope his voice keeps filling my living room for, like, ever.

Was gonna say she doesn't look like a Will.

Turns out it was pizza, not candy. DUH.

John Titor, is that you??

"Did you catch that?" That's rad. Looks like he answers him, too. "Yes. Yes, I did." Gotta salute the torrid love affair between Elvis and Adrian:

^ Ha.

Gary name-dropping his good bro, Greg Prince.

I'm sure the NYY will try and figure out a way to wriggle out of that contract, but this really does seem a better way to damn both ARod & the Yanks than a lifetime ban would, and may prove the same result in the end anyway. Yanks are hopefully stuck paying the balance of that albatross & old, ass gimpy A-Rod is sitting around on his 2 bad hips til he's 40?? Good luck with that comeback, bro.

In related news, I'm a goddamn genius. A Boy Named Seo wrote: Based on nothing but my Don Zimmer-like intuition, I feel like Jordany's gonna get popped for PEDs one day.

Kid's got some Don Draper in him. In more ways than one.

Full list of all the day 3 dudes. 11th round/326th overall: RHP Taylor Bashlor, South Georgia College 12 round/356th overall: SS Jeff McNeil, Cal State Long Beach 13th round/386th overall: RHP Kevin McGowan, Franklin Pierce University 14th round/416th overall: RHP JD Leckenby, Washington State University 15th round/446th overall: C Colton Plaia, Loyola Marymount University 16th round/476th overall: C Zach Mathieu. Franklin Pierce University 17th round/506th overall: RHP Johnny Magliozzi, University of Florida 18th round/536th overall: RHP Brent McMinn, University of Nevada-Reno 19th round/566th overall: RHP Cody Crouse, Bloomingdale Senior HS 20th round/596th overall: RHP Dan Hermann, Christian Brothers College HS 21st round/626th overall: RHP Morgan Earman, Desert Christian Academy HS 22nd round/656th overall: RHP Daniel Procopio, Central Technical HS 23rd round/686th overall: RHP Gaither Bumgardner, University of South Carolina-Upstate 24th round/716th overall: RHP Matt Brill, Moline HS 25th round/746th overall: RHP Ricky Jacquez, Central Arizona College 26th round/776th overall: C Owen Spiwak, Cawthra Park SS HS 27th round/806th overall: RHP Austin Coley, Belmont University 28th round/836th overall: RHP Robert Coles, Florida State University 29th round/866th overall: LHP Anthony Kay, Ward Melville HS 30th round/896th overall: RHP David McKay, Viera HS 31st round/926th overall: RHP Ben Hecht, St. Anthony HS 32nd round/956th overall: C Juan Escarra, Mater Academy Charter HS 33rd round/986th overall: RHP Ryan Chapman, Santa Ana College 34th round/1016th overall: RHP Cameron Griffen, Columbus State University 35th round/1046th overall: RHP Ty Williams, Seminole State College 36th round/1076th overall: 1B Brandon Brosher, Springstead HS 37th round/1106th overall: 1B Juan Avena, Compton Community College 38th round/1136th overall: LHP Paul Paez, Rio Hondo College 39th round/1166th overall: 1B Logan Quimuyog, Mosley HS 40th round/1196th overall: OF JB Woodman, Edgewater HS

Colton Plaia. Another bruiser at 6'3", 225. WCC all conference team, including defensive player of the year.

JD Leckenby. Sidewinder runs it up in the high 80's apparently. #EddieKunz2.0 MLB Scouting Vid He's a Christian and fisherman. He and Tyler Bashlor are gonna best bros. From JD's twitter: "Philippians 4:13 - live4him brothers in crist - Cougs Baseball and Criminal Law, Blessed to be a Coug and to be where i am today. Go Cougs!"