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OHernandez 6 Reyes 2 Heilman 1 Delgado 0.5 Wright 0.5

It's early yet, but I think the best three teams in the NL might be in the East. Cubs and Cards may have something to say about that though. We'll have to see.

In the 4th, Atlanta leads the Phillies 2-0. I am rooting for both teams to lose this game.

Glavine 4 Delgado 2 Beltran 2 Valentin 1 LoDuca 1

He'd be allowed to sit on the bench if he grew a pony tail, pretended he was a girl and massaged the other players.

Can you imagine what Heilman would have gone through if he gave up the lead in the 8th? Thank you Jose Valentin for preventing Aaron Heilman Hate Day.

It's really only five players if you don't count the Colorado crew (and I don't).

Same cast and crew? New criteria? Time to put an outdated tradition to rest? I apologize if a consensus has already been reached.

Urbina's an idiot. He should have just electrocuted them while they were in the pool and been hailed as a hero.

Vic Sage wrote: there ARE things to discuss on this subject, without being dismissive, accusatory or insulting.What's the fun in that you goat-fucking ass prancer?

See you in '08 Duaner. This sucks big hairy moose cock.

Jorge Julio and Yusmeiro Petit swap addresses.

Freakin' hilarious.

Noticeably absent on KC's new hat is a ridiculous looking orange dot.

http://cybermessageboard.ehost.com/getalife/viewtopic.php?t=5732

Told to stay home again today. Per Newsday: http://www.newsday.com/sports/baseball/mets/ny-spduaner0310,0,3286221.story?coll=ny-sports-headlines On Edit: I never really understood punishments like this. "You're being punished for being lazy...now stay home and do nothing all day."

The "Rise" posters around town are cool looking. I didn't realize the Silver Surfer was a bad guy.

Little tidbit from Metsblog.com: Last season, Jose Reyes stole 64 bases, and 60 the year before. If Reyes can still 60 bases each of the next 20 seasons, up through his 43rd birthday, he will still be roughly 100 stolen bases shy of Rickey Henderson�s record of 1,406.

You can't give locker room material like that to a dangerous team like KC.

Yancy Street Gang wrote: I saw it yesterday and I voted 6. I don't necessarily agree with the wording that went with the number. (It's probably best not to add the cute descriptions. It makes it harder to vote what you think.) It was good. I enjoyed Leo. I thought that the girl was Jennifer Love Hewitt in a wig, but the closing credits proved me wrong. Jack was Jack, and I'm so tired of his act that if anything he hindered the movie. That "rat" impression he did got chuckles from others in the theater but I was probably rolling my eyes. I didn't like the way it ended. SPOILER WARNING! That scene near the elevator where one person after another got shot was just ridiculous. I don't mind that there wasn't a happy ending, but the way Leo's character just got thrown away at the end of a long movie was unsatisfying. And then seeing everyone else got shot one after the other was just too much for me. So overall, eh. I saw this last night. I was going to type out a review but then I saw that Yancy basically summed up everything I was going to say in a much more succinct way. Insert similarity score joke here. I can't even tell you how sick I am of Nicholson's character. I don't see why other people are required to act but Jack thinks it's ok to play everyone the exact same way. I think I know the line soupcan. Check your PM's.

Hopefully if he pulls in a billion, he'll throw a million or two his aunt's way.

I get "Mo" as a nickname for Maurice and Maureen, but I never understood it for Mariano. It should be "Ma".

Pure guessing here. Gooden?

Look at Ricardo trying to bare chest like Mazzili.

I associate Dennis Cook with Darryl Hamilton because that duo was offered in a trade to every team in the major leagues.