Derek Jeter Doesn't like Gay Underwear

[Centerfield]

Or something like that.

http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/derek-jeter-didn-underwear-line-gay-article-1.2466955

[A Boy Named Seo]

"He only wants the WOMEN to ogle him, like they did for me."



Also, Derek Jeter is (still) a turd.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Let's get this story right. Gay is fine with Jeets, he just doesn't want "too gay."

[Guest d'Kong76]

My eyes! Make it stop...

[TransMonk]

A Boy Named Seo wrote:

At least Ty Cobb never did this.*

*That I know of.

[Gwreck]

Who is Derek Jeter?

[Frayed Knot]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: Let's get this story right. Gay is fine with Jeets, he just doesn't want "too gay."

Geez get it right, it's properly written as 'Not 2 Gay'

[Benjamin Grimm]

Gwreck wrote: Who is Derek Jeter?

Apparently some guy who doesn't like gay underwear. (Or so he says.)

Me, I'm a little surprised to learn that Pete Rose's body is covered with reptilian scales.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Swanky skivvies, I'm dying here...

[Guest cooby classic]

GaH!!!!!

[Zvon]

Okay, I didn't check the link yet but tell me, in a nutshell (excuse the pun), what does underwear have to do to be called "gay" underwear?

[Edgy MD]

Well, you pretty much have it. It has to be skimpy enough to sell in a nutshell.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Zvon wrote: what does underwear have to do to be called "gay" underwear?

Have a flap in the back?
(did I really just type that?)

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

There's like, a huge market for gay guy undies. Go to freshpair dot com and see. Some are gayer than others.

[Zvon]

d'Kong76 wrote: Zvon wrote: what does underwear have to do to be called "gay" underwear? Have a flap in the back? (did I really just type that?)

lol-this occurred to me. That would make em pretty gay.

Well if they're called undies that's a whole different ball game.

[Guest d'Kong76]

I'll pass on getting some freshpair cookies and whatever, but if that's
the case Jeter isn't much of an entrepreneur off the field.

[dinosaur jesus]

TransMonk wrote: At least Ty Cobb never did this.* *That I know of.

You asked for it.

[Guest cooby classic]

Yeah he doens't want urban guys wearing them either.

[Zvon]

dinosaur jesus wrote: TransMonk wrote: At least Ty Cobb never did this.* *That I know of. You asked for it.

lmao

[Guest themetfairy]

Some things just cannot be unseen....

[Guest d'Kong76]

Ty knew how to make money!

[Lefty Specialist]

d'Kong76 wrote: Ty knew how to make money!

The real question is......did they have a flap in the back?

[dgwphotography]

This thread is gold...

[Guest cooby classic]

I like how the Munsingwear ad says they are perfect for Men, Women, Children, and Tigers

[Fman99]

Real gay men don't even wear underwear. Just breakaway pants, so as to most expediently get to rammin'.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I think the term is getting FManned

[G-Fafif]

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"You don't think the fact that GAP is close to GAY will detract from my macho image, do you?"

[Guest cooby classic]

Fman99 wrote: Real gay men don't even wear underwear. Just breakaway pants, so as to most expediently get to rammin'.

Fman, I FINALLY got rid of this cough I've had for six weeks...and you just made me choke...

Disclaimer: I have several gay/lesbian friends that I love

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

In all fairness, I probably wouldn't want my underwear having sexual relations with other underwear, either.

[Fman99]

cooby wrote: Real gay men don't even wear underwear. Just breakaway pants, so as to most expediently get to rammin'. Fman, I FINALLY got rid of this cough I've had for six weeks...and you just made me choke... Disclaimer: I have several gay/lesbian friends that I love

Well, I'd say, given the topic of this thread, that there's lots of ways to induce coughing/choking, and a laugh might be the least offensive of them.

(Not offensive to me, of course, I'm DFW).