IGT 6/7 @ WAS: Steady Diet of Chien-Ming

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Three straight days of futile rallies and tack-on runs left in the Waiting Room? Of embarrassing errors and double plays unturned turning minor threats major? Of opposition bats spitting out clutch hits like a two-out Repeater?

Screw all that. Let's take these fugazi-first-placers out-- it's Dickey Day.

[Ceetar]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Three straight days of futile rallies and tack-on runs left in the Waiting Room? Of embarrassing errors and double plays unturned turning minor threats major? Of opposition bats spitting out clutch hits like a two-out Repeater? Screw all that. Let's take these fugazi-first-placers out-- it's Dickey Day.

The King In the North!

[TransMonk]

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[nymr83]

Missing Strasburg and Gonzalez and still getting swept would be horrible, let's beat Wang around like the ex-MFY with a 6.d ERA that he is and get back on track!

(Why the fuck is Wang in the rotation while Lannan and now Detwiler aren't?)

[bmfc1]

Adam Rubin ?@AdamRubinESPN
Omar Quintanilla injured finger on diving play. Questionable whether he can hit/play.

Great--Valdespin at SS today.

[Guest Kong76]

Dickey vs Wang ... haha.
Ok, I'll go grow up now ... be back in a bit.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

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[Benjamin Grimm]

bmfc1 wrote: Omar Quintanilla injured finger on diving play. Questionable whether he can hit/play.

Good grief!

Before this season is over, the Mets will have used about 30 shortstops.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: bmfc1 wrote: Omar Quintanilla injured finger on diving play. Questionable whether he can hit/play. Good grief! Before this season is over, the Mets will have used about 30 shortstops.

It's like being drummer for Spinal Tap.

[seawolf17]

Good thing we didn't sign Reyes; he's missed...

/checks stats

...oh.

[Vic Sage]

KING IN THE NORTH!

His lordship Robert Aerys Dickey, with ICE in his veins, will thread the NEEDLE and make the WIDOW'S WAIL as he uses his LONGCLAW to hurl his deadly knuckler, the LIGHTBRINGER, at our foes from King's Landing.

And how big a nerd am I, to spend time thinking up a sentence that includes the names of all the Valyrian steel wielded in GAME OF THRONES?

[Ceetar]

panic is premature, Q starts, batting 8th.

[Edgy MD]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Three straight days of futile rallies and tack-on runs left in the Waiting Room? Of embarrassing errors and double plays unturned turning minor threats major? Of opposition bats spitting out clutch hits like a two-out Repeater? Screw all that. Let's take these fugazi-first-placers out-- it's Dickey Day.

Oh, I get it.

[Edgy MD]

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Ceetar wrote: panic is premature, Q starts, batting 8th.

...yet Bay is out again.

Ffffffuck that guy.

[bmfc1]

Mets � Willets Point wrote: Benjamin Grimm wrote: bmfc1 wrote: Omar Quintanilla injured finger on diving play. Questionable whether he can hit/play. Good grief! Before this season is over, the Mets will have used about 30 shortstops. It's like being drummer for Spinal Tap.

Josh said the same thing!

[HahnSolo]

That nine-pitch top of first is really going to tax Wang.

[nymr83]

QHit by a pitch on his foot... Kazmar has to be sitting with his bags packed and nervously checking his cell phone every two minutes$

[Ceetar]

well, cleared the pitcher.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Kirk flies to the warning track.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Singles by Thole and Wright and a walk to Duda. Bases loaded again, one out.

[nymr83]

Ugh right back to the pitcher fuckdamnshit

[Edgy MD]

Don't worry, we have Ike Davis coming up and he's a walking machine. He's a damn walking fool.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Washington's sideline reporter is prettier than ours.

[Edgy MD]

The Nats think so too, and are reacting as only boys will.

[Benjamin Grimm]

CAMPTOWN LADIES SING THIS SONG...!

[soupcan]

ZIP-A-DEE....!

[Lefty Specialist]

Where's my car?

[Guest themetfairy]

Duda! Duda![/bigpurple]

[Centerfield]

I WAS TRYING TO EMBED A YOUTUBE OF THE VIDEO FOR THE POLICE SONG. LET'S ALL PRETEND IT'S HERE AND LAUGH ACCORDINGLY.