Naked-Ass Shortstop (split from The Season Is Over)

[Edgy MD]

Oh, and before I leave... Jose Reyes naked:

[TransMonk]

AAAAAAHHHHHHH!

Why?

[Vic Sage]

heeee's got a bubblebutt... heeee's got a bubblebutt...

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

He's really swinging his bat in that spread.

[metirish]

Somehow Jose thought that was a top idea, lord.

[Ceetar]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: The thing that jumped out at me the most was this: Sandy Alderson wrote: It�s conceivable that we don�t have in our organization the guy who will be catching, playing first base . . . First base??? Hmmm...

Because they're going to sign Pujols, and move Ike to RF. *daydreams*

[Guest themetfairy]

Oh my....

[G-Fafif]

Damn, that guy is naked.

[Frayed Knot]

I'm hoping that that ESPN 'Body Issue' doesn't have Chris Berman involved anywhere.

[Ceetar]

I know I said I wanted to see more Jose Reyes, but that's not what I had in mind.

[Edgy MD]

TransMonk wrote: AAAAAAHHHHHHH! Why?

Because the money was on the table. Let this be a lesson to all of us.

You're a little sensitive to seeing a dude's body. Stay there for a second, I'm going to have him turn a round and bat lefty. You know, for a complete representation.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The most exciting player in baseball. He goes from the batter's box to third in no time at all. He double entendres like no other obscene implication in the game.

[MFS62]

Where's Fmann when we need him? This is crying out for his post.

Later

[bmfc1]

That's the new alternative uniform.

[MFS62]

Frayed Knot wrote: I'm hoping that that ESPN 'Body Issue' doesn't have Chris Berman involved anywhere.

He was doing the Milwaukee/ Arizona game on ESPN radio last night.
For a while I didn't know who he was, because there was a total absence of his normal schtik. No funny names, no "back back back"- kinds of stuff. He actually was not bad - followed the action and told us what was happening. Only one unclear call -a double off the wall - I couldn't tell for a while if it hit the wall or was caught because he was describing the attempt for the catch. But he got it right immediately.

Back to topic - I just heard from my Lawyer. We never gave ESPN the right to photoshop Reyes' head onto a picture of my body*. We're going to sue.

Later

*= Kase has met me and can confirm that I am a magnificent physical speci .... , OK, just joking.

Edited October 6, 2011 by Guest

[Edgy MD]

Well, then, sign my gay ass up for the Sunday plan.

[TransMonk]

Edgy DC wrote: Because the money was on the table. Let this be a lesson to all of us.

I'm starting to expect nothing less from Jose.

Edgy DC wrote: You're a little sensitive to seeing a dude's body. Stay there for a second, I'm going to have him turn a round and bat lefty. You know, for a complete representation.

I've got no problem with seeing a dude's body...but seeing Jose posing on the cover of a mag is kind of like seeing a co-worker or a next door neighbor do it. You know, someone you see all the time with their clothes on and don't really expect to see them with their clothes off.

[metsmarathon]

you probably don't have a gym at work, then...

[MFS62]

My wife just saw the picture of Jose and said she'd like to see CC Sabathia posed the same way.

Later

[Ceetar]

MFS62 wrote: My wife just saw the picture of Jose and said she'd like to see CC Sabathia posed the same way. Later

That's silly. Sabathia is a pitcher. If he was posing, he shouldn't holding a bat he should be holding balls.

[metsmarathon]

i'd imagine cc sabathia sans clothing would look very much like a black peter griffin, were i ever to force myself to try to imagine a naked cc sabathia.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Oh, and roids.

[G-Fafif]

Jose Reyes: The antithesis of the player of whom it is said, "They'll have to rip the uniform off him."

[Frayed Knot]

MFS62 wrote: Frayed Knot wrote: I'm hoping that that ESPN 'Body Issue' doesn't have Chris Berman involved anywhere. He was doing the Milwaukee/ Arizona game on ESPN radio last night. For a while I didn't know who he was, because there was a total absence of his normal schtik. No funny names, no "back back back"- kinds of stuff. He actually was not bad - followed the action and told us what was happening. Only one unclear call -a double off the wall - I couldn't tell for a while if it hit the wall or was caught because he was describing the attempt for the catch. But he got it right immediately.

I'm actually shocked he's doing radio, I wouldn't think it was high-enough profile for him. Plus if whatever series he's doing goes to the weekend ESPN would have to find a replacement.
I heard one call via audio replays (the Roberts GS) and it was pure Berman ... and by that I mean he made the call about him more than about the game.

[duan]

fair fucks to him, he looks great.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Body by HGH

[Edgy MD]

It's been almost 15 years since we've had some serious Mets shortsop skin photography, and I'd say it's been worth the wait.



Somebody pass some baby oil to Rey-Rey.

[Gwreck]

Who's on the far left in that photo?

[HahnSolo]

Gwreck wrote: Who's on the far left in that photo?

I asked the same question the last time someone posted this photo. It's Alex Gonzalez of Bartman game error fame.

[Edgy MD]

Is it me or does it look there's a cardboard cutout of Jeter they stuck in there, but angled just enough to screw up the illusion and reveal that he's got no depth?