The Hangover: Yankee-Loving Douchebags 2010

[Guest Edgy DC]

More on how Gaga made the Mets lose.

No DB like a Yankee-lovin' Met-slummin' one.

Lady GaGa is one of the most beloved celebrities in the world,

Wha...?

[MFS62]

Edgy DC wrote: More on how Gaga made the Mets lose. No DB like a Yankee-lovin' Met-slummin' one. Lady GaGa is one of the most beloved celebrities in the world, Wha...?

Uh, isn't that was the link in my post was all about?

Later

[Guest Edgy DC]

My point? My point, fucking Wendell, is that even if the Yankees had swept the series 33-0, we'd still have won.

[Willets Point]

How is that the stadium that has draconian rules that prohibit laptops and forces people to stay in their seats during "God Bless America (The Extended Dance Remix)" fails to have a dress code to prevent that atrocious attire?

I mean they're all wearing Yankees' jerseys for chrissake!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Y'know, I didn't mind her at all-- MFY proclivities aside-- until she started in with the "privacy demands" of the past week, which strike me as the unfunny-kind-of-funny when coming from such a raging exhibitionist.

[metirish]

Was Madonna this annoying back in the 80's?, I find this one not only annoying but not the least bit interesting.

[Guest Edgy DC]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Y'know, I didn't mind her at all-- MFY proclivities aside-- until she started in with the "privacy demands" of the past week, which strike me as the unfunny-kind-of-funny when coming from such a raging exhibitionist.

Bet you're feeling pretty silly now.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Edgy DC wrote: LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Y'know, I didn't mind her at all-- MFY proclivities aside-- until she started in with the "privacy demands" of the past week, which strike me as the unfunny-kind-of-funny when coming from such a raging exhibitionist. Bet you're feeling pretty silly now.

I felt a little silly before.

I feel like I'm walking around in an Easter Bunny suit now.

[Frayed Knot]

There were several stories over the weekend about her trip into the locker room; IIRC Cano and (who else?) ARod were most interested.
The best part though was about how, in the wake of this tramp getting in, MFY mgmt was scrambling to re-define who was allowed in and under what circumstances. The kicker is that they seemed most upset not by the fact that she weasled her way in somehow but that she did so on a night (Friday) when they lost.

[Centerfield]

That makes perfect sense to me. Lady GaGa only gets in when they win.

Justin Bieber has exclusive rights after a loss.

[Frayed Knot]

It's just that the tortured logic was so much fun to follow: -- OK that's it, no celebrities in the clubhouse ... well maybe if Michael Jordan came by ... but I don't about after a loss ...


In trying to make it seem like they were laying down some hard & fast rule about the sanctity of their clubhouse they still managed to reveal how celeb-hungry they were.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Centerfield wrote: That makes perfect sense to me. Lady GaGa only gets in when they win. Justin Bieber has exclusive rights after a loss.

Well, he is prettier, and has a softer, more soothing mouth.










You know, for singing.

[Fman99]

"No, look, I'm cool! See, I brought my chubby Latina friend AND my nerdy Asian friend! I have crossover appeal, to YLDBs of all colors. I'm the League of Nations of Suck."

Seriously. Maybe she'll die in a grease fire.

[Zvon]

A NY article says that the good lady is over-extending her 15 mins of fame.

Is this the same 15 mins that started when some young hotty was trying to
tell me how awsum she was, like, 3 years ago?

I thought she was joking: "Lady Ga Ga? As in goo-goo-ga-ga?
You'r kiddin me, right?"

She is the new Madonna and she knows exactly what she's doin
with whats she's got.

[Ceetar]

I'll assume the security guard that let them in has been sacrificed on the steinbrenner altar?

[seawolf17]

I really could watch this over and over. Plus it has one of the great matter-of-fact sports headlines of all time. "Yankee Fan On Cellphone Catches Ground Rule Double With His Face."

http://deadspin.com/5576040/yankee-fan-on-cellphone-catches-ground-rule-double-with-his-face

[Centerfield]

I can't tell you how satisfying I find that clip.

If only there were blood.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Blood's a little brutal for my taste. But I wouldn't mind if someone had happened to throw up on him afterward.

Anyway, my new post-loss Moment of Zen.

[Fman99]

seawolf17 wrote: I really could watch this over and over. Plus it has one of the great matter-of-fact sports headlines of all time. "Yankee Fan On Cellphone Catches Ground Rule Double With His Face." http://deadspin.com/5576040/yankee-fan-on-cellphone-catches-ground-rule-double-with-his-face

I watched this so many times the image burned into my monitor.

[G-Fafif]

One must never enjoy the physical suffering of another human being. It's mean and it brings bad karma.

But oh man...

[Frayed Knot]

G-Fafif wrote: One must never enjoy the physical suffering of another human being. It's mean and it brings bad karma. But oh man...

Are you kidding?!? Fans getting snacked in the face because they're on a celly is the definition of a good day.
That it happens to be a Yanx fan can only be described as a double-bonus.

[metirish]

I saw a real YLFDB on the train yesterday evening, going to the game I suppose....answer me this...

Q - who would go out in public wearing a #13 pinstriped MFY bathrobe over his clothes?

A?


Talk about looking like a proper twat....fucking twat bollox

[Frayed Knot]

"I'm a Washington Nationals fan but I like the Yankees" -- Nats #1 draft pick Bryce Harper.

The Las Vegas raised Harper went on to explain (in a radio interview) that his other favorites include the Cowboys, Lakers, and Duke.
No word on whether he also pulls for the mechanical rabbit in Greyhound races, the Harlem Globetrotters during their games, or whether the Kims of North Korea are his favorite dynasty dictatorship. I'm also guessing that his Duke "fanship" extends to their basketball team but not so much during football season.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Sheesh, that over-entitled asshole reputaton of his certainly doesn't take a hit there, does it?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Frayed Knot wrote: I'm also guessing that his Duke "fanship" extends to their basketball team but not so much during football season.

He's a University of Texas guy there. Shocking.

[Fman99]

metirish wrote: I saw a real YLFDB on the train yesterday evening, going to the game I suppose....answer me this... Q - who would go out in public wearing a #13 pinstriped MFY bathrobe over his clothes? A? Talk about looking like a proper twat....fucking twat bollox

Probably one of A-Rod's tranny "escorts," out of costume,

[Willets Point]

OMG! It's a doucheblog!