Wifey Watch 2OO9

[Guest Edgy DC]

I've been in a wifey slump, unable to find useful photos of Metwives in a timely fashion. Or maybe they've become understandably shy about internet exposure.

Anyhow, Glendys Garcia. Glendys and Freddy married in December of 2004. She's the second cousin or niece of Freddy's former manager Ozzie Guillen, depending on which source you believe. Daughter Sophia was born in October of 2005. Her maiden name is Bracho.

Facebook returns me this profile for a Glendys Garcia ---

http://www.facebook.com/people/Glendys-Garcia/746977757

And this one for Glendys Bracho ---

http://www.facebook.com/people/Glendys-Bracho/1195705064

Lovely people both, it would seem, but I don't think either is our Glendys.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Here's a gaggle of Met wives. Or a google of Met wives. Name 'em.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Awesome.

[Guest themetfairy]

The one on the left with the yellow shirt can't believe what's coming out of Microphone Wife's mouth.

[batmagadanleadoff]

How come microphone at her mouth wife also has a vaginal microphone?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Met Wifeys get big honkin wristwatches.

[soupcan]

I thought ballplayers attracted pretty women.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

One of 'em wearing Lastings Milledge's crucifix. I'm guessing that's Churchie's wife.

Others: Paper-neck on the left is Ms. uh...

are these really Met wives?

[Guest Edgy DC]

One of 'em wearing Lastings Milledge's crucifix. I'm guessing that's Churchie's wife.[/quote:3mrq86uf]

Ouch. Did you mean that to come out that way?

Here's Jordan Schneider and Tina Church in their National Days getting ogled by (I'm guessing) Ron Darling.

[Vic Sage]

this is what happens when you trade Kris Benson... all you've got left are canines.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Are these Met wives? Or are they the Lady Mets Fan Club? (Does that club still exist?)

[batmagadanleadoff]

Mrs. Crucifix is Damion Easley's wife. Some of the women pictured are not Mets wives.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Duaner Sanchez's wife is holding the baby.

[batmagadanleadoff]

Mrs. Jerry Manuel (on the left):

[A Boy Named Seo]

She wears the purple version of Jerry's specs.

[G-Fafif]

Ladies in Mets gear...it's all good.

[Fman99]

Jeez. I thought I was looking at a Snausages giveaway.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Now now.

A woman doesn't have to be a supermodel to be attractive, you know.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Mrs. Jerry Manuel (on the left):

[seawolf17]

The blonde woman holding the baby is cute.

[Guest Edgy DC]

A baby on the hip and one in the oven --- just like the Shewolf up until a week ago.

[Fman99]

Now now.

A woman doesn't have to be a supermodel to be attractive, you know.[/quote:324faxyn]

They just look worn out. Like they've been, as the saying goes, 'ridden hard and put away wet.'

You'd think women whose husbands made that much money would have time to put themselves together a bit better. But what do I know?

[Guest Edgy DC]

I don't recall ever using --- or hearing --- that saying.

[dgwphotography]

I always felt a little icky after going through this thread...

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I always felt a little icky after going through this thread...[/quote:1kyusjlb]

You're supposed to.

[Willets Point]

I just came here to say how this thread always creeps me out, but Iubs beat me too it.

I shall now proceed to ignore this thread like I did last years.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I deny that its got to be creepy. I don't present it as wank material at all at all.

I mean, just 'cause fman uses it as wank material don't make it so. He uses furniture ads as wank material.

[Willets Point]

The stalker element actually makes it creepy for me.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Public people and online info, man. Not like I'm going through their trash.

[metirish]

We have been through this before , it's fine with me.....