IGT: Mets and Cards in da rubba match

[Guest Edgy DC]

Dude, relax, no reason to be so taguchi.

[Guest Rotblatt]

An analogy just came to me:

Jose Lima is to a pitching rotation as
the pitcher's spot is to the batting order.

He's a near-automatic win for the opposing team. I hope this experiment gets put out of its misery soon.

[Centerfield]

Mets trying not to wake the baby by going as quietly as possible. This game is no fun. I think I'll do some work now.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Quick rally song:

Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go
(They're ready to go now )
they got their surfboards and they're going to the discotheque au-go-go
But she just couldn't stay
She had to walk away
Well New York City really has is all
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!

Sheena is!
A punk rocker!
Sheena is!
A punk rocker!
Sheena is!
A punk rocker now!

Sheena is!
A punk rocker!
Sheena is!
A punk rocker!
Sheena is!
A punk rocker now!

Well she's a...
Punk punk!
A punk rocker!
Punk punk!
A punk rocker!
Punk punk!
A punk rocker!

Well the kids are all hopped up and ready to go
(They're ready to go now )
they got their surfboards and they're going to the discotheque au-go-go
But she just couldn't stay
She had to walk away
Well New York City really has is all
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!

Sheena is!
A punk rocker!
Sheena is!
A punk rocker!
Sheena is!
A punk rocker now!

Well she's a...
Punk punk!
A punk rocker!
Punk punk!
A punk rocker!
Punk punk!
A punk rocker!

Sheena is!
A punk rocker!
Sheena is!
A punk rocker!
Sheena is!
A punk rocker now!

Sheena is!
A punk rocker!
Sheena is!
A punk rocker!
Sheena is!
A punk rocker now!

[seawolf17]

Seems like the Mets lose on Getaway Day a lot.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Spiezio is out, time for Sheena to rock.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Rocking more than Sandfrog, anyhow.

[Guest Edgy DC]

There it is.

[seawolf17]

Kaboom.

[TransMonk]

Small consulation: Milwaukee has come back to take a 5-4 lead in the 8th.

[Willets Point]

Whatever. The Mets officially suck.

[Guest Edgy DC]

That's right. Tying run on deck. Make it hap.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Cliff cutting on a pitch at his ankles.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Doubles on a pitch at his shins.

Tying run at the plate and his name is Castro.

Let him hit? I say yuh.

[Willets Point]

Cliff will probably hit a homer. Then the Mets will load the bases with one out. Then the next two batters will whiff. That would be the most torturous route to defeat at least.

[TransMonk]

Rally, rally, rally!

[Gwreck]

Tying run at plate now. C'mon Castro.

[Willets Point]

Did I say homer? I meant double.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Endy?

No! Nady!

[Centerfield]

Um, Nady please.

[seawolf17]

This team drives me fucking crazy every single day.

[Willets Point]

Bah!

[Guest Edgy DC]

No Nady.

No happiness.

[Willets Point]

seawolf17 wrote: This team drives me fucking crazy every single day.

No joke!

[Guest cooby]

Boy do I feel stupid, I was sitting here waiting for the game to start and they played today

[metirish]

Gary Cohen sure sounds like he's had enough of "Lima time"...