Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Summaries, 2021

[Fman99]

Those feeling old and Covid-y should look into mononucleonal thingamajiggies or something.

[Fman99]

Man sings weird terrible duet with his hood ornament.

[MFS62]

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Man sings weird terrible duet with his hood ornament.

[Benjamin Grimm]

I think I'm seeing a different set of commercials since I'm not in New York. A lot of "Big Pizza" and purple iPhones.

[kcmets]

You don't understand, he's tagged in like 400 of my posts.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

The radio ad where the auto-tuned chick sings " It only gets BEH-eh-ter / When we stick tuh-GEH-eh-thurr ..."



I've heard that irritating song 100 times and have no idea what's being advertised

[G-Fafif]

“Dad, can I drive the backhoe?” which inevitably lands as “Dad, can I try tobacco?”

[stevejrogers]

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You don't understand, he's tagged in like 400 of my posts.

[stevejrogers]

More hijinks with the bird, and human partner, that is rising the ranks to be the most annoying insurance company mascots of all-time!

[bmfc1]

There are two ads that repeatedly play on WCBS which cause me to slam the volume button: one, of course, is the Karz-4-Kidz ad and the other is with the Rogue Family where they are leaving an answering machine message about why they aren't home and they are bragging about their travels in the Nissan Rogue. I hate that family!

[Edgy MD]

Not for nothing, but why don't we insist CBS only take charity advertising from charities that have achieved a minimum acceptable standard from Charity Watch and/or Charity Navigator?

[kcmets]

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More hijinks with the bird, and human partner, that is rising the ranks to be the most annoying insurance company mascots of all-time!

[bmfc1]

Edgy MD wrote: Not for nothing, but why don't we insist CBS only take charity advertising from charities that have achieved a minimum acceptable standard from Charity Watch and/or Charity Navigator?

True.

[Lefty Specialist]

Yes, Coors Light, I too am done with wearing a bra.

[Lefty Specialist]

Spectrum short-circuits teen girl's killing spree.

[Fman99]

Moronic dad hires alcoholic street vendor to aggressively push vegetables on his child, to no avail.

[Lefty Specialist]

Missing polyurethane leads to marital spat and juvenile backhoe hijinks.

[Fman99]

Allen Iverson wants you to join him in a life spent throwing away your own money.

[stevejrogers]

Small niche business owner touts insurance company's insurance while hawking his strange wares as if he was a food vendor.

[Lefty Specialist]

Land Rovers can handle all kinds of primitive third-world conditions, so you should definitely buy one to pick up groceries at Trader Joe's.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

irritating kid makes it less likely to vote for old man

[Edgy MD]

Is this a commercial or are we talking about Andrew Giuliani? OH!

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

It's one of the candidates for mayor. I'm pretty sure its Stringer but I didn't really pay attention and can't find the ad online. It's a kid with bangs and a suit being a newscaster.

[Edgy MD]

Yikes. I haven't seen that ad and I already want to change my residency just to vote against him.

[Lefty Specialist]

Edgy MD wrote: Is this a commercial or are we talking about Andrew Giuliani? OH!

Actually, that would be 'Irritating old man makes you less likely to vote for kid'.

[Lefty Specialist]

Black guy has winning lottery ticket; white guy steals it.

[Fman99]

Man tries to explain to his very humpable wife why they should build a skate ramp for their son (somehow related to cable pricing).

[Lefty Specialist]

Man tries to explain to his very humpable wife why they should build a skate ramp for their son (somehow related to cable pricing).

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Ummmmmm....someone's about to get hit with a can of polyurethane.

[MFS62]

When a guy spills something toward his winning Lottery ticket, he yells "NOOOOO" and runs for a paper towel to blot up the liquid, rather than picking up the Lottery ticket before it gets wet, and then going for the paper towel.



Later

[stevejrogers]

When a guy spills something toward his winning Lottery ticket, he yells "NOOOOO" and runs for a paper towel to blot up the liquid, rather than picking up the Lottery ticket before it gets wet, and then going for the paper towel. Later

There is another one with a tablet showing a guy's photo that also screams “nooooooo” as the liquid creeps closer to the tablet, yet likewise no one picks it up before catching the liquid!