Brevity is the Soul of Wit: One Sentence SNY Commercial Recaps, 2019

[Fman99]

Fat idiots sing opera and encourage me to borrow cash.

[Ceetar]

didn't like my brief thread description? ;-O

[Ceetar]

"Here are some example of the definition of the word Discovery, which is also the name of our truck"

[Ceetar]

Using the Citi Rewards program will make you the PigPen of glitter.

[Edgy MD]

"If you don't think of a Porsche as a Wyoming ride, just really quickly look at Brandon Nimmo."

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

Two Karens attend shitty concert

[Benjamin Grimm]

We can quickly calculate the probability of a stolen base, and for some reason that's important enough to purchase paid advertisements.

[Lefty Specialist]

"Let's have a half-hour show about random tweets from random people on random sports-related topics so the kidz will think we're kewl".

[MFS62]

You really have to be an pompous arsehole to rent a car from National.



Later

[Willets Point]

WCBS commercial recap: "There are not enough nurses in New York hospitals and if you're a patient at a New York hospital you will likely die."

[whippoorwill]

Lefty Specialist wrote: "Let's have a half-hour show about random tweets from random people on random sports-related topics so the kidz will think we're kewl".

Maybe I'm glad I don't get SNY

[HahnSolo]

Connor McGregor is not just a raging asshole in the octagon and on the streets, he's also an asshole who sells whiskey.

[Fman99]

=HahnSolo post_id=6500 time=1554489221 user_id=63]
Connor McGregor is not just a raging asshole in the octagon and on the streets, he's also an asshole who sells whiskey.

[Fman99]

Shit ass falls out of a tree, thanks the Lord for his wireless coverage.

[Edgy MD]

Jeff Goldblum drops acid and tries to turn a dachshund into a sofa.

[Edgy MD]

Anthropomorphic colon cancer screening kit is weird at so many levels.

[Edgy MD]

Jeff Goldblum has graduated from creepy to disturbing.

[Fman99]

Puny janitor bathes in ice, bemoans life choices.

[MFS62]

=whippoorwill post_id=6486 time=1554485233 user_id=79]
Maybe I'm glad I don't get SNY

[whippoorwill]

You've lost SNY?

[MFS62]

=whippoorwill post_id=17429 time=1564793316 user_id=79]
You've lost SNY?

[whippoorwill]

So, do you get to watch any games?

[MFS62]

=whippoorwill post_id=17431 time=1564794422 user_id=79]
So, do you get to watch any games?

[whippoorwill]

[kcmets]

How many people watching SNY tonight are gonna run out and buy a Porche

because of a quick interrupting ad during an inning?

[Edgy MD]

Will we even know that's why we did it?

[Lefty Specialist]

I'm betting that Porsche has broken down a couple of times this year and has spent a lot more time in the shop than on the road.

[MFS62]

Lefty Specialist wrote: I'm betting that Porsche has broken down a couple of times this year and has spent a lot more time in the shop than on the road.

Many years ago, someone I knew who was a one-time Porsche owner told me "when you buy a Porsche you buy your own mechanic". I steered clear and have continued to do so since then.

Later

[Fman99]

Girl who removes her bra while drinking a Coors is probably a college whore.

[LWFS]

Have you heard Apple Card-- it's, like, gonna change your life, man!