Fman99

Boy, Ice Cube's Coors Light commercials all suck a dick.

Look, Joe Morgan is boring an old white guy. Get this on camera, quick!

Line drive kaboom for Dude-ah.

TransMonk wrote: Pelf's due for a great outing. I'm hoping today is the day. A Mets game, featuring Pelf, is like a freshly baked, flaky croissant, with a dog turd resting comfortably on top of it.

Let's keep it rolling!

Nice of Jason Bay to snuff out another rally. Oh, wait, that was a Mets rally. BOO

themetfairy wrote: Fman99 wrote: I am still kicking around the possibility of the 8/11 matinee vs. San Diego. Waiting on my job transition timeline to get a little less murky. Keep me in the loop. Will do!

Keep pouring it on, boys! Nice RBI single for Muffie there.

Because someone has to be the 11th best pitcher on the staff.

I am still kicking around the possibility of the 8/11 matinee vs. San Diego. Waiting on my job transition timeline to get a little less murky.

I told you I had a winning streak ready to go, you sons-a-beeches!

Ashie62 wrote: Interested in "crack" hmmm..Step up to the Bar. Wow. I'm rigid with anticipation for tomorrow's game.

Nice knowledge. Refreshing change of pace from the usual juvenile pu pu platter of cock jokes and pop culture minutiae.

Pool and nap trumped Wayne fucking Hagin today. Missed 100% of the game.

Let me take a crack at a winning streak here.

Once again, not on TV at my house. I keep taking it in the crudder. Well, at least I'll have the dulcet tones of Denver mercenary dullard Wayne Hagin to soothe my savage breast.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: Neither-- it's a PIX evening game. (Sorry, Fman.) Thanks. I suffered through a few innings of Wayne Hagin in between errands and parenting. More of the same tomorrow. Thanks again Verizon, you shitdicks.

Cmon Ronnie, let's turn the screws on these shitdicks.

Welcome back indeed. Mets up 2-0 on the Muffie RBI single.

Ashie62 wrote: Reyes 6 Turner 4 Beltran 9 Murphy 5 Pagan 8 Duda 3 Paulino 2 Pridie 7 Niese 1 Good luck Paulino. Aw, I don't think they'll hit THAT many home runs each.

Not sure how this mathematically translates, but my answer is "closer than we were when those fucktards gave away Kazmir for Zambrano."

Centerfield wrote: I want him to be traded to the Phillies for Domonic Brown and whatever other prospects we can get for him. Then I want him to suck for Philadelphia. Batting average under .120, dropping balls in RF all over the place. I want him to play so bad that he gets benched mid-September. I want him to come back to CitiField and fraternize with the Mets to such an extent that the Philly papers call him out on this, and the Phillies front office has to tell him to cool it. I want him to be questioned by the NY media about his poor play and I want him to answer with a knowing smile that prompts an investigation as to whether he is tanking on purpose. I want the Phillies to file a grievance. I want him to "accidentally" back his car into Shane Victorino's ridiculously pimped out BMW while backing out of the Citizen's Bank Ballpark parking lot causing him over $15k in damage, most of it relating to Shane's custom-made hood ornament. I want to hear that the investigation and grievance were ultimately abandoned for lack of evidence. I want the Phillies to lose in the playoffs when Beltran loses track of the number of outs and throws a ball into the stands, allowing 3 runs to score. I want him re-signed to an incentive laden deal three hours after players are allowed to file for free agency. At his press conference, I want him to talk about how excited he is to be back with the Mets, especially in light of the extension Reyes signed during the ten day exclusive window. I want to read reports that Boras, Beltran and Alderson are in a corner snickering with each other, then suddenly shush each other when Ruben Amaro Jr. walks by. In October 2012, I want Beltran to talk about how the World Series MVP crown means nothing to him, he's just happy that the Mets are champions. This is what I want for Carlos Beltran. I need a towel now.

Let's put this fucker to bed, so I can put myself to bed. Kthanxbye

"Sliding into first doesn't help, dum dum."

Thole finds the 5.5. holey!